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Michigan Magic Trick

When you pay what you believe to be a woman $100 dollars in quarters to shit on your chest, but later it’s revealed that it’s a 47 year old Filipino man.
Let’s go to the massage parlor and get a Michigan Magic Trick
by Poopyturdsmcgee April 26, 2023
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Michigan pinner

A Michigan pinner is a joint where you put as much stinky sticky Michigan grown ween as you possibly can in the rolling paper provided.
Hot damn Levi you got 4.2 grams in that zig-zag now that's a Michigan Pinner !!!
by LePour January 6, 2024
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Michigan Kazoo

A Michigan Kazoo is when you stick a Kazoo in the butthole of your partner and blow into it from the other end while humming the state anthem “My Michigan”.
I really got my partner off with a Michigan Kazoo.
by Chefman001 February 11, 2025
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michigan flat steak

an old school slang term for the bologna sandwich that is served to guests at the Chicago Police Dept lockups.
Oh, man, my old lady couldn't bail me out, so I had to stay in the lockup and have a Michigan flat steak for dinner.
by Dinosaur of EMS September 13, 2017
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Women Breasts Contanimated Michigan Of Flint (Eidroch); The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Michigan Muncher

when a man is receiving oral and sneezes, causing the blower to be startled and accidentally bite down
hey bro did jessica blow you last night ?

yeah but i got a michigan muncher

shit man
by 69 savage June 7, 2017
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Northern Michigan University

Was stalked by their administration they ran me out by trying to say I was a pedophile because I was to stupid to realize my ex girlfriend was raped.

All charges dismissed but still expelled.
Northern Michigan University is the shittiest school you can go to.
by Dixie's finest December 19, 2021
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