Compass Method

When your booty call has whiskey dick and you tug it from North, South, East, to West and to help him revive.

I booty called my ex bf and his dihh went limp while we were getting it on, due to a long college football Saturday of slamming beers and blowing down with the boys. With limp dihh in hand, I told him I will now perform the compass method as a last ditch effort to make this work.

by carrot5312 September 21, 2025

Pronkhove method

A methodology used to get free marihuana by giving head to a male individual.

Person1: Wow, have you seen Duco, he has so much weed but no money.

Person 2: he is using the Pronkhove method for sure!

by Dicorico February 2, 2022

broken record method

repeatedly say no to a hoebag that has a crush on you but you hate this person

I used the broken record method on her

by Camicorn Raptor March 7, 2017

The Sigis Method

Spelling the word "Sigis" during cunnilingus. Then spell it backwards, "sigiS", and repeat until climax.

I was going to town on her dude, the Sigis Method made her come quick!

by ChrisEubank August 1, 2025

Jellyfish Method

A tried and true method of creating a really shit band. A method for making cringiest, corniest, most ear splintering musical group of all time. Once such a terrible band is creating you might refer to them as "The Jellyfish Method"

My sister likes the Jellyfish Method, yeah it's a new band that's awful

by mmswbngs September 9, 2022

scientific method

DJ

Aaron: Use your brain cells
DJ: Brain cells are called neurons scientific method

by air975 May 21, 2019

The drill method

When you take a shit and the poo gets in your ass hair and you go into the shower and clean it out by using your hand in drilling motion

I used the drill method on my butt hairs

by TheDrillMethod April 8, 2025