The Mystic Maestro

The Mystic Maestro is a wonderful person who is very artistic and kind. She cares a lot about her friends and might even beat up her friends if they are bullying one of her other friends. She is one of if not the best friend that anybody could ever have.

Chrantom: dude you should probably stop bullying me. The Mystic Maestro just came online

MHX: oh shit you're right

by Chrantom September 17, 2020

Dirty Mystic

When someone who goes by Mystic wanted to have something in the Urban Definition for the TikTok trend.

Go to Urban dictionary type the word dirty and then put your name. Either you're legal name or your nickname. Aka. having a Dirty Mystic.

by EsoMystic June 24, 2021

English mastiff

A huge ass dog that loves to take up all the room on your couches and will sit on the couch with just their butt. They also slobber a lot and will shake their head and fling it on your ceilings and walls. The English mastiff slept on kings and queens a while back to keep them warm too.

Person 1: hey have you met my dog yet?
Person 2: no actually, what kind of dog?
Person 1: oh, he’s an English mastiff.
Person 2: holy shit ~runs for life~

by Casstoi November 20, 2021

Niya Mastiya

Just run for your life!

-Dudeee did you see Niya Mastiya yesterday at the party?
-Yeah, when I came the police were already dragging her out the house!
-Yeah, you should have seen her I think she killed the girl who called her “bitch”!

by Squirrel_in_my_pants November 21, 2021

Purple mystic

A book a kid wrote on drugs, (he can’t write and he was high)

Otau: I’m high lemme write a book called purple mystic!
Johney: we are going to make fun of you for it!!!

by Omnipotent violet February 28, 2022

Messy mastiff

when your girl gives you a blowjob after dental anesthetic and you nut in her mouth so that it drools down her chin

My girl went to the dentist today. Guess who got a messy mastiff afterwards?

by Happy hamburger March 22, 2022

The Mystical Vortex

Anything which inevitably draws surrounding beings into its heavenly current.

When Allie met Tim she entered into the sublime experience of the mystical vortex

by Digger D Clam August 9, 2022