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Dirty Mandeep

When an Indian man uses a white girls vagina as the street, and takes a shit in it, before they have vigorous sex
I had the best sex ever last night, he gave me a Dirty Mandeep and I never came so hard….. but now I have an infection
by Mandee3p June 9, 2025
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The Mandel Effect

When you tell someone a time to meet up but the universe always find a way to make you late.
We’ll leave at 8:30 unless the Mandel effect has anything to say.
by Brhoady March 6, 2026
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The Mandel Effect

When you tell someone a time to meet up but the universe always finds a way to make you late.
We’ll be there at 8:30 unless the Mandel effect happens.
by Brhoady March 6, 2026
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Jheri curl-mandering

A redistricting strategy made famous during the period in the late 1980's, when the Democratic Party moved geographic boundaries of an electoral district in California to include predominantly black-populated areas(South Central Los Angeles, Inglewood, Compton) in an effort to concentrate African American voters sporting the popular greasy hairstyle of the day, thus using 'packing' tactics to insure a constituency that would elect congressional representatives who also sported the couch-ruining do. The term for this strategy remained unnamed for nearly 30 years until comedian Adam Carolla coined it on his podcast, “The Adam Carolla Show”(Episode aired November 3, 2015.).
Congresswoman Maxine Waters may believe the science is still out on the morning after pill but she's definitely a student of the science of Jheri curl-mandering. Tracking sales of Soul Glo in order to target the perfect constituency was a flash of genius on the Democratic Party's part.
by griffin_t_a October 19, 2016
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3 Piu Mandaments

The mandaments of a portuguese university's professor
1st Mandament: Piu;
2nd Piu: Piu;
Piu piu: Piu;

When using Piu in a conversation:
- You automatically "win" the situation:

1) Reflects the argument, if the conversation is to continue

2) Ends the argument with no possible comeback
3) Or it can be used as a short version of "that's what you get"

Obs: Piu is known as bird's noise
When using the 3 Piu Mandaments, there's no requirements, you just need to say "Piu" that's the whole foundation

1) Person 1: You're a dick!

Person 2: Piu

(Now Person 1 is the dick)

2) Same as 1) but Person 1 isn't the dick because Person 2 just doesn't care

3) Person 1: Ah s*** I didn't deliver the project on time

Person 2: Ohhh, piu.
by jeremiasoreidokuduro October 10, 2019
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