Mickey

When a person or cat is extremely obese and can barely move due to being so fat

That cat is so fat he must be called mickey

by Mickey mcClean February 18, 2019

Mickey

They really like fries and are down bad for fictional men that will never love them back…so they resort to a less fictional man that is a himbo #himbolover

K: Have you met Mickey?

O: that himbo lover? They got a lot of guts liking one of those

by rqxztxr December 16, 2021

sneaky mickey

A type of sex position involving two men where one manages to cum in the other without the other man even knowing that he is part of the sexual act. Usually done while the man on the receiving end is drunk or drinking.

How do they do it? I got the Sneaky Mickey and I never even felt it!

by Seryllian December 17, 2017

Mickey

A jit who is short and gets mad a lot. She will have to pee after long car rides so make sure to park near a bathroom. Also she is a person who loves to buy you balls.

Woah her name is Mickey I bet she will buy me some balls.

by Jitsavage69 September 6, 2020

Get my Mickey up not my tickey up

This phrase is commonly used amongst pedophiles. It’s a silent way of getting to spot another in public without outright saying it. It is also used to sell and trade kids over recorded audio so that they do not arouse suspicion to anybody who is listening.

Man 1: Yeah man I got two good ones if you’re buying. These ones are brand new too. Lemme just Get my Mickey up not my tickey up”

by DaddyChill666 March 20, 2023

mickey-taking

An act of mockery, parody or piss-taking.

Back in our school days, our relationship was based on mickey-taking.

by NatBarr December 13, 2016

Mickey Thompson

The GOAT of high school football. Easily one of the best coaches out there. Need a guy who can win football games.... ask Mickey. Need a guy who loses his keys a lot... ask Mickey

Dude, did you see Mickey Thompson beat a team 70-3?

Yeah crazy

by John Smith2212 January 21, 2019