Carlos mendoza

is a fortnite fien

carlos mendoza: hop on fort

by catwoman41523 December 12, 2023

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Getting Mantoned

When someone invites lots of people to an event then doesn't turn up.

Chris (in a group chat) hey guys let's meet up on Sunday for a ride.
Ben: yeah sweet, see you there
Jez: I'm in.
Jane: sounds great!

Sunday morning, Ben, Jez and Jane ready to go.

Ben: hey, is Chris coming?
Jez: nah, we're getting mantoned.

by Bobbert Jobbert February 5, 2024

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Dirty Melton

The act of ejaculating into the sink, preferably the sink in somebody else's bathroom.

'He loves a good Dirty Melton now and then, usually in his mom's bathroom sink!'

by Moonfriend March 12, 2024

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dirty menno

When you fist a women and rip out her ovary’s, shoot a load on her eggs then forcefully shove them back into her.

I gave this girl a dirty menno

by Ndjdjfnf December 11, 2024

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Dr.Melton

A professional stick fighter!!! An a billion-year-old man who is older than the skeleton in your science class, he is a retired scientist who knows jack shit about science. After he retired he got a wife and has three children with her but he also has 20 other children with his three other side pieces Sarah, Kenzi, and Kody. After having children, he learned to stick fight to teach his children how to listen to him. Dr.Melton became a teacher when he turned 900 million years old and taught for only three months before turning into a skeleton just like his brother who is married to Dr. Meltons's side piece Sarah.

Dr.Melton is a hottie - Sarah

by sarrahkenzitj January 7, 2025

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