Rice mama

A protector queen who consumes & stockpiles rice at every opportunity.

There are two traits of rice mama-hood:
1. Relying almost exclusively on a rice-based diet, and disdaining any suggestion of sampling the other cereals.
2. Using her substantial basmati surplus to nourish her nearest and dearest.

Be wary of coming between her and her starchy bounty. She guards her larder like a coked up Cerberus.

Did you see Han ordering all that risotto at the pub last night? Noone else was even eating. What an absolute rice mama.

by Nishnish117 February 12, 2023

Joe Mama

A clever name used to insult another individual's mother. It is a play on words that refers to the saying, "Yo mama!"

Person 1: "Where's Joe?"
Victim 1: "Joe? ... Joe who?"
Person 1: "JOE MAMA!"
Victim 1: *Proceeds to feel insulted*

by B-Man February 2, 2004

Naj Mama

A huge Hungarian slut who loves dick in her ass. Typically older than fifty but has the energy of a sex crazed panther. Will fit as many dicks as possible in as many holes as possible. Most have a skinny ass faggot grandson who sucks dick at life that films her in all of her movies. Don't let there brittle body fool you they will take until they bleed. Also the powdered breast milk seems weird but acts as a great lube. Once you break the crust around the vagina you don't even notice that it is older than you are. If her vagina stanks just pull off some back wrinkles and make a makeshift pussy. They're usually the ones who starts the origies in most nursing homes. You can't believe how moist that crusty vagina can get. After sex you can make a nice loaf of bread from their twenty year old yeast infection. Remember to be courteous and change her adult diaper when you're finished.

"Matt your Naj Mama fucked me good last night"

"Yea I know, I filmed it"

by I63 May 28, 2014

yo mama male

A "yo mama male" is defined as a male who generally gamers. They are independent of the social-sexual hierarchy. sigma, alpha, zeta, he is above all of these. he has ascended above the social norms of society. this is hard to tell though, as he only responds in "yo mama" jokes. he is like the joker, not caring about the struggles of the world around him. he is his own man, a dominator of sigma males. they cower in fear at the sight of a yo mama male. every male can sense when a yo mama male is in the area. they are extremely rare, less than 1% of the population of males are yo mama males. if you encounter a yo mama male, an epic yo mama rap battle will ensue (like friday night funkin). or a joke competition.

BOB: "Why is sigma male name quaking in fear?"

JIM: "A yo mama male just passed us dude."

by professional yo mama male July 13, 2021

Joe Mama

An insult that when asking "who's joe*" you become a disappointment to society and you burn in bruh moment hell

Guy 1: I see Joe
Guy 2: who's joe
Guy 1: JOE MAMA
*instantly becomes disowned and lives rest of life in shame

by Joe Mama 69420 October 23, 2019

Dear Mama

The best rap song ever.

Radio Host: "And now let's go back to the good days, before the music died, Dear Mama by 2Pac, the best song ever."

by Zagga Zow June 10, 2008

thats why yo mama dead

dead as hell. what shoes she got in her casket?

That's why you shoes raggedy

Thats why yo mama dead.

by thats why yo mama dead September 27, 2020