Severe constipation caused by the mass consumption of Cheetos, locking up your bowels and causing you to pass out on the toilet.
by Thenormandy January 6, 2022
Get the Cheeto Lockmug. A portable door lock designed to fit on any door. Most are small enough to be carried in a pocket or purse. There are many different designs on the market. The most common design consists of a simple metal plate that hooks onto the door knob’s strike plate, with a sliding piece that prevents the door from opening. Most interior doors, in American homes, do not feature built-in locks.
This little-known device saves lives in cases of domestic violence, and they should be given away in schools.
This little-known device saves lives in cases of domestic violence, and they should be given away in schools.
My husband tried to beat me, but I took refuge in the kids’ room and locked the door with a port-a-lock. It kept the kids and me safe until the cops got there.
by 3374267182 May 28, 2018
Get the port-a-lockmug. by the islamish pedophile September 5, 2010
Get the Griff in Lockmug. When you curl up into a fetal position during intercourse, and prevent your parter from reaching your genitals.
"Yo man, last night I pulled the old Fetus Lock on my girlfriend, and now she thinks I need to see a counsellor "
by BellBoy August 20, 2014
Get the Fetus Lockmug. Adam: I ate 12 ghost peppers, fucked your mom, AND got 20 Fortnite dubs in a row last night!
Bob: Bro, you on caps lock fr.
Bob: Bro, you on caps lock fr.
by ChefJared April 20, 2022
Get the Caps Lockmug. A person male or female that wears a lock or locked charm, upon the wrist, most typically their left. (In countries, such as, the USA ,and the UK, Ireland, Sweden, Italy, Slovenia, Turkey, Egypt, Jordan, Mexico, Australia, Canada, New Zealand, it is generally worn on the wrist of the left hand, in recognition of how one would wear a wedding ring on the ring finger of the left hand )
To symbolize and/or acknowledge the wearers heart or relationship status is not free either by choice or emotion (i.e heartbreak, loss of a loved, grieving the lose of a relationship, emotional distress etc). This practice is slightly similar and has roots to the usage of Irish Claddagh ring.
Alternates of the term: locked wrist
lock on wrist
locking the wrist
locked my wrist
To symbolize and/or acknowledge the wearers heart or relationship status is not free either by choice or emotion (i.e heartbreak, loss of a loved, grieving the lose of a relationship, emotional distress etc). This practice is slightly similar and has roots to the usage of Irish Claddagh ring.
Alternates of the term: locked wrist
lock on wrist
locking the wrist
locked my wrist
Guy 1: Hey check out the hot girl at the bar, you should go talk to her.
Guy 2: Dude, see the locked wrist , she totally unavailable.
I dated bobby for a whole month and he cheated on my and broke my heart. Then a week later he tried to get back with me and I almost bought his bullshit. And mow to make sure that can never happen I locked my wrist , so i just need to see it and remember hes a total scumbag/
After my divorce, it just seemed natural to have a locked wrist, it was just to painful to think about moving on right now.
The months after we buried Ann, looking down to see my wedding band wasn't something that helped, a friend suggested , I consider removing it but that didn't feel quite right to be bare when my heart wasn't free. I had never heard of the concept of a locked wrist and of course was skeptical, but now I wear a stainless steel ID bracelet with an engraved lock on one side and Ann's name on the other, it helps me cope.
Guy 2: Dude, see the locked wrist , she totally unavailable.
I dated bobby for a whole month and he cheated on my and broke my heart. Then a week later he tried to get back with me and I almost bought his bullshit. And mow to make sure that can never happen I locked my wrist , so i just need to see it and remember hes a total scumbag/
After my divorce, it just seemed natural to have a locked wrist, it was just to painful to think about moving on right now.
The months after we buried Ann, looking down to see my wedding band wasn't something that helped, a friend suggested , I consider removing it but that didn't feel quite right to be bare when my heart wasn't free. I had never heard of the concept of a locked wrist and of course was skeptical, but now I wear a stainless steel ID bracelet with an engraved lock on one side and Ann's name on the other, it helps me cope.
by Galafriel April 14, 2014
Get the locked wristmug. by Frandevias April 4, 2018
Get the pick a lockmug.