lounge lizard 

An artsy yuppie hipster with thick framed glasses and a track jacket that hangs out in smoothe urban ambient bars. He listens to trip hop, ambient techno, acid jazz, neo-soul, dj scratching. He sits in the cozy seats under mood lighting and talks to women to seduce them with his deep intellectual thought. He likes grafitti art and graphic design. He is not pretentious. loves sushi, trends, sophisticated metrosexual culture.

That lounge lizard is a graphic designer.

lounge lizard by eazy-x February 19, 2008

Magic Lizard

You oil up your girlfriend or boyfriend then squirm around on a surface of your choice preferably a wetish surface or slippery one, then the king of the castle puts his grundle stick (penis) in her vagina (pussy) and lays on top of her while humping her by sliding up and down her back or front (that so happens to be oiled) then when he cums, he cums in her nose, she sneezes shooting the cum back at him in which case she smiles.

-Dude yesternight I fucked my girlfriend/boyfriend and we did the magic lizard!

-I'll be your magic lizard!

Magic Lizard by Sassrafrass May 27, 2008

Legless lizard 

The term used for having a big cock

Damn. That guy must of had a legless lizard. I saw his budgle from here

Legless lizard by Johnnysjunkiemind June 20, 2016

Nebraska Spitting Frilled Lizard 

1.) You pull the Male's foreskin up away from his penis.
2.) He blows his huge load on your face.

So he gave you a Nebraska Spitting Frilled Lizard?

Nebraska Spitting Frilled Lizard by Seandaman134223 April 9, 2011

lot lizard 

A young woman who attends a music concert, but who cannot afford a ticket and therefore spends the concert in the parking lot or "lot" much in the way lizards lurk about, thus lot lizard.

"Lot lizards are a scurge and should all be JAILED!" decries Mayor during press briefing.

lot lizard by ReptoidOuter March 13, 2021

The Slicing Lizard 

The sexual act of putting your balls on a women from the Mojave deserts face, she then proceeds to cut your balls with a 5 foot blade thus the combination of blood and semen pour down her face. This act would not be complete unless she is on her period. Warning this can only be done once

Shemp was caught doing The Slicing Lizard with Larry's wife after killing Shemp, Larry gave a napkin to his wife to wipe off the bloody semen

The Slicing Lizard by thesunkendestroyer August 7, 2010

Box Lizard 

A Filthy Breed of Lesbian.

example 1;

Male 1: I would most definitely give Lindsey Lohan one...

Male 2: No you won't mate, she's a rancid Box Lizard.

example 2;

Male 1: Why is Jo Brand such a repulsive fat cunt?

Male 2: because she's a raging Box Lizard my friend...

Box Lizard by oliswogchild June 1, 2010