John Lewis Teaspoon

The process of getting a shiny new Teaspoon from John Lewis and using it to extract someone's eyeball then having intercourse with the empty socket

Glenn is such an *sshole if he keeps it up im totally going to John Lewis Teaspoon him.

by 969-696 February 16, 2024

Jordan lewis

A guy who who has a very attractive sister who I am soon to marry.

Jordan lewis is a guy I who I would be happy to call my brother in law.

by Jordan_lewis November 26, 2019

Lewis

Basic white boy.

Did you hear bro. Lewis thinks ketchup is spicy

by The screwdriver May 26, 2022

carl lewis

When slipping out for a crafty cigarette, one may be described as popping out for a 'carl lewis'. ie a quick fag.

Watch the phones for me Nobby, I'm just nipping down the back stairs for a carl lewis.

by Hector Blap October 3, 2015

Lewis

Cute boy who doesnt have a pisskink

You look like lewis

by Notlewisw June 18, 2021

Lewis

Lewis is the best boy you will ever meet ! He’s always there for you when you need him the most ! He’s full of sweetness , friendship, passion and kindness . He’s a blessing sent from god. And if you get the the chance to meet him you should be lucky because other people won’t ! Just remember he’s the best man you will ever find

Isabella : wow your lucky to have Lewis

Paige : I know right

by Isabellamoore March 9, 2019

Lewis

Energy

My name
Is Lewis

by anonymous November 23, 2021