Love Lane

The inside of a woman's front bottom

F: Ooh, I've got bad stomach cramps
M: Selling poppies up Love Lane again are they?

by Lottykitten February 27, 2009

Ray Lane

To Attack a Person Brutaly for no big deal or reason. Then Running or Fleaing the Sence with heat on there trail.

"Wow Ima Ray Lane a bitch, no one steals 5o cents from me and gets away with it!"

oh damn thats retarded

by Jared Pony Face June 30, 2010

Left lane defense

1.The guarding or protecting of the left lane on an interstate using an unreasonably small following distance.

2. Preventing other motorists from entering the fast lane when the situation arises.

There were at least 3 cars in front of me with their left blinker on during stop and go traffic on the highway. However, they could not shift over while I had my left lane defense up.

by RAD_revolution July 24, 2010

Left Lane Marauder

An inconsiderate person who drives in the left lane and won't move over to let anyone pass.

Chris had thirty cars waiting to get by, but he would not get over because he was a Left Lane Marauder.

by CSH79 April 27, 2011

The Lakner

The Lakner is believed to be an ancient creature that takes the form of a human being or vice versa. Dating back to 900 B.C. there has been evidence of a creature approximately 15 feet tall with Blue/Gray fur, and has a human like stature. He has very long strong arms with two four fingered hands. Each finger has 4 inch claws that can cut through almost any known solid matter. His legs are very long and may be his most powerful asset, capable of reaching speeds upwards 85 mph and jumping up to 40 feet in the air and crossing a distance of 300 yards with a single leap. Crossing the path of the Lakner is almost always fatal. It is believed by historians and biblical scholars that the Lakner was the one that ate apple off of The Tree of Knowledge. There is no known way to kill or destroy the Lakner. There have been numerous sightings of the Lakner, the most recent was back in 2011 when a truck driver reported that he saw a creature between 10 feet and 15 feet tall with dark fur and glowing yellow eyes. It was said that the creature was chasing down a white sedan and then apparently leaped onto the vehicle, punched a hole in the roof and then proceeded to decapitate the passenger. The vehicle then drove into a ditch. When authorities arrived they found the car completely destroyed, with claw and bite marks all over the body and interior of the car, but the most disturbing thing they found was the that the bodies in the vehicle were completely torn to shreds.

"Holy fucking shit that wasn't a werewolf, that was a Lakner!"

"Sweet mother of Billy Mayes that thing killed Jimmy, I think it was the Lakner!"

"I can't believe I'm being mauled by a Lakner, I mean really what are the odds?"

by PapaXray October 11, 2012

G-Lane

Euphemism for Ghetto Lane, it's when drivers use the right-turn lane to blast through intersections, passing drivers who were waiting their turn and often scaring the shit out of decent folks.

Child: Daddy, why did that loud hoopdie just pass us and run over than man on a bicycle?
Father: Well son, didn't you notice there was a G-Lane back there? That was the proper use of the G-Lane.
Child: OK daddy.

by Ghetto Lane December 15, 2014

Same Lane Shame Change

When you try to pass a slow moving car by switching lanes only to find there is another car going slower, then you get back behind the previous car.

I had to do a Same Lane Shame Change after I tried passing the old lady in the POV then ended up behind a mini van.

by mdub783 July 19, 2014