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Bawley's Law

When you're in a relationship, everyone likes you, but when you're single, no one likes you.

Conceived on Bawley's Beach, Australia, when a group of promiscuous girls presented themselves to two boys with committed relationships, who, when single, had slim-to-none chance of scoring.
"So I went to this party with my girlfriend and all these girls start hitting on me, but when i'm single, no one flirts with me!"

"Dude, that's Bawley's Law.."
by partyingnaked July 17, 2012
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Cock in Law

When multiple men have had sex with the same woman.
Damn Tommy Mac, you banged her too? I guess that makes us cock in laws cause I tore that pussy up!!
by Quindlen Rules July 9, 2011
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Brown's Law

Brown's Law: As the actions of an individual become more absurd, lacking in common sense, or otherwise inexplicable, the probability that alcohol was involved approaches 1 (100%).
Invoking Brown's Law is often preceded by the phrase "Dude, hold me beer."
by WhereMuhBeer July 1, 2011
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Ethan's Law

This law states that in the case of a dispute the host of the party/gathering gets 2 points per vote while everyone else only gets one.
Well according to Ethan's law there's a 3:2 vote to watch Silicon Valley over Crown since I the wonderful host have 2 points.
by ccthemeatrius March 19, 2021
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Snyder Law

•from the Germanic schneiderlegal

Definition: Anything, no matter how high the stakes, is possible.

Origins: After the horrid release of Justice League in 2016, missionary worker and religious profit Zack Snyder was able to turn one of the worst pieces of dog shit, abhorrent movies into a remarkable superhero film
“Hey Di Lap are you going to bag that Victoria’s Secret model tonight or are you going to cry yourself to sleep?”

“Snyder Law states that I will be balls deep by dawn”
by Garbanzo March 19, 2021
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Tarryk's Law

A grammar/spelling error dramatically increases the chances that a meme will go viral.
1.) Moreso than likes, Facebook algorithm will increase the frequency of a post appearing on the feeds of friends & followers if it receives comments.
2.) A meme with grammar/spelling errors will always get more comments than the same meme without errors, due to the people who cannot resist pointing out the error.
3.) The meme with flaws will go viral long before the meme without flaws.
Result: Most of the viral memes you see on Facebook have at least one infuriating grammar/spelling error.
"My meme went viral before I realized it had a spelling error."
"Tarryk's Law strikes again."
by borderlinezen April 27, 2021
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Carlin's Law

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

George Carlin
You are an average person, be happy, according to Carlin's Law, it could be much worse!
by ruralnoob May 5, 2021
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