by Megalodonmaniac344 November 04, 2020
The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.
I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.
by OzzySnozzy October 12, 2021
A phrase that Czechs use arguably more often then any other nation.
Typically when one says "dem lejt" it means he wants to drink a booze,
because he just missed some event... Or did he?
You do not actually need to be late to say it.
In other words, he just wants to get drunk... Or "hodit kóma".
Typically when one says "dem lejt" it means he wants to drink a booze,
because he just missed some event... Or did he?
You do not actually need to be late to say it.
In other words, he just wants to get drunk... Or "hodit kóma".
by AdriM February 06, 2023
by Lexy Karmiński January 03, 2020
by chris & randy March 09, 2007
by chris & randy March 12, 2007
A person who is not only late, but decides to inform you 45 minutes after he should have already left home.
"Jonny where are you?"
"Sorry boys, problem at work"
"Why didn't you tell us earlier considering you should have left home 45 minutes ago?"
"Because I'm a late gimp"
"Sorry boys, problem at work"
"Why didn't you tell us earlier considering you should have left home 45 minutes ago?"
"Because I'm a late gimp"
by Big Beadla February 05, 2021