crotch locked

When someone clings to your crotch in a manner of a baby sloth.

Person 1:
If im running away
and you're hiding in my lap
*looks down at her lap*
Person 2:
*clings like a baby sloth*
Person 3:
"Crotch locked, is what you are right now."

by JuLion123 February 8, 2017

closet lock

the parter of someone who is secretly gay and doesn’t want to come out. They are used as the protection of their significant others sexuality so that people assume they are straight.

omg Peter was using Lisa as his closet lock because he didn’t want people to think he was gay

by secretclownsociety November 9, 2021

Lock Fetish

To love/ collect locks

You really have a lock fetish

by Fenneclord September 22, 2021

Copped the lock

Coppin the lock means gettin put in jail. Commonly used by australian graffiti writers, lads and other street thug types

Eshay: Oi brah wheres davo at?
Bewb: Bruz he copped the lock.
Eshay: Spewin, what he get nicked for?
Bewb: Some of that sweet as petty theft, sneaky roartes shit. Haha
Eshay: Haha mad kunt`

by nocommentbrah August 25, 2013

jizz lock

When getting lockjaw from giving so many blowjobs and eating the cum

Sarah: Ohw youd doingh?
Jim: What? I can't understand you at all.
Danny: She's got jizz lock from all that blowbang she did last night.
Sarah: ugh huhh.

by MaxPowerCOO October 4, 2013

Immortal Lock

When something is guaranteed for all eternity

Jimi Hendrix is an immortal lock for the best guitarist to ever live.

by RHCP1010 June 13, 2012

Num lock

Typically used for the autorun function on any online MMORPG, it is the gamer's equivalent to cruise control.

person 1: "Can you believe how far it is to the next town?"
person 2: "Nah its easy, just num lock and go grab a snack"

by NihilistX February 22, 2011