load up

1: pack up and go on a road trip.
2: pack a bowl for a bong or pipe.

1: We 'bout to load up for that Cali trip.
2: Load that bowl, we ain't got all day.

by the greenskeeper July 8, 2004

load of crap

A load of crap is literally just a whole lot of shit. It is often being used to for example this:

Dammit! My computer won't work! Stupid load of crap!

load of crap

by The_Shadow November 2, 2013

butt-load

A count of something. In this case, 21.

Man, thats a butt-load of screws.

by iron June 8, 2004

load guard

a womans eye-wear

Luckily she was wearing a load guard or else I would have shot it in her eye!

by Joe January 14, 2004

load bearing monster

A fantasy/sci-fi cliche, wherein the defeat of a given villain triggers the catastrophic destruction of its immediate environment, ie: the dungeon collapses, the planet explodes, the spacecraft implodes into the 37th dimension, etc.

Game Master: "The giant falls dead, but just as you think you're safe you feel the floor of the cavern begin to shake and rumble ominously."

Player: "Aw crap, he's a load bearing monster! Loot the body and run!"

by Feo2 February 4, 2009

rusty load

First ejaculate in a significant amount of time.

After going without sex for 40 days and 40 nights, Bob knew he wouldn't be getting his girlfriend pregnant with his rusty load.

by Covenant September 23, 2008

Shit-load-orgy

A larger than normal collective of any one living creature in a single household that might impeded the everyday life of an average sane human being.

Man, that senile old lady down the street has a shit-load-orgy of cats.

by Epic Master of Impending Doom December 9, 2008