beater's leg

Beater's leg is when you beat your meat so hard that one or both of your legs go numb.

Eryc: Bro, i was sitting on the toilet and beat my meat so hard my left leg went numb bro. And my dick got a little swollen too bro. It caught a case of beater's leg bro.

by DTB4 April 5, 2018

Throne Legs

After sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time where your lags fall asleep.

Dude,I had the shits so bad I got throne legs and couldn't stand up.

by MJT2112 February 25, 2009

leg pipe

the tube like section of fabric formed around the leg from the hem of the pants up to the crotch

"Aaaaaah, there's a bug crawling up my leg pipe!"

by scheerio December 1, 2014

Gimpy Leg

Somebody named Little Mo was born with a defective leg. He is more formally known as “Little Mo with the Gimpy Leg”

“You’ve been smoochin’ with everybody, Al, Snuffy, Leo, Little Mo with the Gimpy Leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff.”

by Don Carlton January 3, 2021

leg mullet

When you shaved your legs for a while and when you do, you miss a whole line down the back of your leg.

Man, did you see Justine’s leg mullet? She must be one hairy SOB.

by Naughty Naomi July 10, 2020

Sticky leg

The unanticipated ejaculation produced from a male's penis whilst wearing trousers, normally in the form of tight skinny jeans which then begins to run down one's leg. This is normally produced in nightclubs across the world from grinding on a potential sexual partner for too long.

"Alright mate? why are you heading to the toilet, the club is banging?"

"I've got to go to the toilet and wipe this sticky leg off, I've been grinding with a girl all night!"

by JDS97 June 7, 2016

Legs of Leadership

Possessing adequate sized legs to motivate subordinates and drive success in the workplace.

We noticed at Friday’s standup meeting that Dylan did not have Legs of Leadership, and could never be a true leader of men.

by Blue Collar Father February 18, 2023