Landon

If you ever see a Landon in your life, talk to him, become friends with him, you won't regret it. Landon is always someone you can trust. He is hilarious and will always make you laugh. Hes very athletic and very tan. He has fluffy light hair and brown or super light eyes. If he likes you, dang are you lucky. He is very popular and will only talk with some girls but definitely never cheat. He is smart but can struggle in some classes. If he gets in trouble in class its for sure from talking. He is a very dry messager but if your his girl he text you good morning and night paragraphs everytime.

Landon would be so cute with a Lucy! Hes such a hottie, just imagine even talking to him. He would also look good with a stephanie!

by basketball_2 April 19, 2020

Landon

Landon is someone who might fight his demons every day but still manages to put a smile on his face. He has the most GORGEOUS blue eyes and dirty blonde hair. One of the most HANDSOME boys you will ever meet. He is great with kids. He is someone who will make you really happy when you see his face. He is also a GENTLEMEN. He is smart, athletic, and super funny. He is really good at knockout and volleyball. He is also really good at spiking a volleyball. So basically he is an angel.

Girl 1- OMG! Who is that charming, and handsome boy?
Girl 2- He is new.

Girl 3- That must be a Landon.
Girl 1, 2, and 3- He is so cute

by anonymous February 18, 2021

Landon

Landon is awesome and the sexiest dude you'll ever meet. Does not like beans contrary to popular belief. Does not like telutubbies, but honestly who does? Al the girls like him and you should be more like him. My name is Landon, sue me.

Girl: OMG Landon just talked to me!!!!!!!!
Other Girls: Faint.

by NotLandon February 27, 2021

landonsexual

when your deeply in love with Landon Kirby from Legacies

i

love Landon Kirby!
person: oh! your landonsexual

by Klausmikaelsonwife January 22, 2021

Landon

Sissy suffering from hair loss and erectile dysfunction

Ewwww thats landon, he is a slut for gold diggers

by F_ur_mo March 2, 2022

Ryanair Landing

Used by pilots and aviation enthusiasts. It describes a very hard airplane landing. The word was brought to live by aviation youtuber Swiss001. The reason why ryanair is in the word is that ryanair is mostly known for its hard landings.

Wow you just made a ryanair landing!

by Ilikebeingalone November 2, 2018

Carrier landing

A sex act in which a woman lays face up on a bed, and hangs her head over the edge, so that her face is upside down and oriented toward an erect man several feet away. The man turns off the lights, closes his eyes, shouts "carrier landing!" and runs and jumps, aiming to land with his penis in her mouth and his face in her vagina. Bonus points is she yells "call the ball!" while he's in the air.

Last night I got with Kimberly in a hotel room, and I gave her a carrier landing from the other bed

by Crisco_Camping September 28, 2019