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Krusty Keyboard

When a man jacks off so much that he is unable to type on his keyboard because his hand hurts. This mostly hapens on days when his parents are not home or when his girlfriend will not give him a handjob, if he has one.
"Hey man, I heard you screaming last night, you ok?"

"Well last night I had a Krusty Keyboard, but I think I'll be fine"
by seax February 28, 2012
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dating keyboards

when someone gives up on trying to meet people of the opposite sex in person and resorts to online dating sites.
guy #1: oh, you've gone back to online dating?
guy #2: yeah, i got tired of being rejected in person, so i've resorted to dating keyboards
by Dave_Sammich June 12, 2012
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dusty keyboard

The act of "fisting" someone while wearing a used and previously discarded latex glove.
She had a very kinky past so I figured she would eventually want to try the old dusty keyboard.
by Totsally April 10, 2015
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dodgy keyboard

When you finger a loved one during a moment of anger, as if you were furiously pressing a button on a keyboard (dodgy keyboard requires sweat and a spike of insulin).
Friday night, the boss is demanding that you complete the spreadsheet before the weekend, you think of your wife and how your going to dodgy keyboard the crap out of here when you find out she's been sleeping with your boss.
by TheWaterMoose January 16, 2017
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mousebank keyboard slam

When you slam your keyboard to make a word out of random letters, often used after someone said something fucking stupid.
Person 1: (Bad Pun)

Person 2 (does the Mousebank Keyboard Slam): LASDFSKHGJKAHDLJFKHSLKFJ;ALKGD
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the thing under your desk that you can pull out for your keyboard
I don't have enough place on my desk, i need an underdesk keyboard pull out thing
by NotMrJunior June 9, 2018
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Alphabet Keyboard

These shitty keyboards that if you're not careful can make your sentence just some random letters
If you're gonna make a keyboard make it a qwerty keyboard. Its simply much better to type with.
Me: Hey, why does Netflix and youtube on Xbox have a Alphabet Keyboard?
Logan: Yeah, its so dumb.
by ComesToVeryMind August 14, 2020
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