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Kevin

A type of nigga to suck biggass cock for money, he like to talk about gay shit
He not gay, but you question it. He plays soccer, and makes fun of people and is mean.
Kevin oh look
by Lolduckmycuck March 11, 2019
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A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.
Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*
by Marcos Mayes July 16, 2016
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A person that does not like any people. He usually kills u by cutting off ur head with a knife! He usually lives under a bridge.
Oh no! There is Kevin what do I do now!
by This is correct now die April 6, 2017
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a man who wears glasses. But for some reason he thinks he is sexy af but is really not someone you want to look at. He also has a taste for adventure and testing people. A recent example of that is spending 280$ on a Carey Price picture. Even thou he knew his wife would be deeply disappointing in him like most of his decisions cause on a regular basis. He also has three sons. He always calls the middle one the favorite to boost his confidence. But, when elfie looks at them he knows Nona's and cecilia's favorite son is Sebastian.
Your're such a Kevin
( a word used to show great disappointment in someone by calling them that)
It is usually referred to as a k-word and should never be said in front of someone below 14 years old.
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A really annoying pervert that can get his hands on ANY white girl he sees. A Kevin will go out of their way to display how cool and funny they think they are.
Hey it’s that’s annoying asshole, Kevin.
by coolguy_69 September 23, 2018
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The male, private pilot version of a "Karen". He has only flown Cessna 172s, flying gynormous traffic patterns, never exceeding 45 degrees of bank and backtracking painfully slowly on busy summer days. Even so, he considers himself an expert on all flying subjects and is quick to correct any apparent infringement of the FARs, especially on FB Groups like Taildragger Pilots United.
That guy is such a Kevin! He said he's going to call the FAA because he saw a Kitfox waterskiing!
by Flayling October 19, 2020
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the one that has sex under the table during the day
wife: hey you want to kevin
husband: YES!!!!!!
by sexygaymanlover February 6, 2019
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