kentucky plug

A sexual position in which you shove your thumb as deep as you can into your significant other’s fun bits, particularly during during “shark week.”

Once Scott recovered from his wounds, he gave his wife the Ol’ Kentucky Plug.

by Mkat7 May 20, 2021

Kentucky plug

A sex position with ur broken thumb in someones bum.

"Man my .50cal exploded an nearly killed me but i gave my wife the Kentucky Plug. Worth it."

by AKguyfan1337 May 20, 2021

Kentucky Driftwood

When you take a shit on the bottom of a body of water and try to race your turd(s) to the top.

Marc Murphy somehow pulled off a successful Kentucky Driftwood. Classic.

by lifeafterlove August 20, 2022

Kentucky Plug

Shoving your thumb in your ladies ass, just as fast and hard as Kentucky Ballistics shoved his in his neck.

I Kentucky Plugged my misses faster than a slap round

by SamTanks May 20, 2021

kentucky whirlpool

When the toilet decides to flush while you’re still using it, causing a premature whirlpool of water licking your ass while you do your buisness

The automatic toilet flushed before I was done and gave me a Kentucky whirlpool :/

by Shillary February 22, 2022

Union Kentucky

A lot of bitchy girls that are really annoying and some noob boys that are mostly just fags and become even bigger fags as time passes.

Fred from Union Kentucky- "I got a blowjob last night from a slut dude."
Other Kid- "Your a fuckboy"

by Nice Child January 17, 2017

Kentucky Uncle

A man who has a child with his sister, which makes him both the uncle and the father.

Oh man, I bet Sam has a Kentucky Uncle because of how stupid he is.

by Captain Martian August 3, 2016