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knee hockey

A game played by children, as well as teens, where all players hold a small hockey stick that is the appropriate length to use when on one's knees. It is ideally played full contact, but leaving one's knees is a violation of the rules. It is an Americanized version of the Canadian game {{mini-sticks}}, and is commonly played in basements across the Midwest, New England, the Mid-Atlantic and throughout the United States.
At out of town youth hockey tournaments, players often bring small nets and sticks so they can play knee hockey in the hotel hallways.
by JewyJewsteinInMD May 3, 2021
mugGet the knee hockeymug.

tuck knee

The "proper" way to do an indy grab in skateboarding.
involves tucking your back knee into the nestle of your front leg, and reaching your arm over your back leg to grab the board, as opposed to grabbing inbetween, which may result in a "stink bug" pose
you have to learn to frontside air proper! you never heard about the tuck knee?
by akatoast July 7, 2022
mugGet the tuck kneemug.

mayo knees

Adjective, Noun - A middle aged mans knees that over time get filled with Mayonnaise and become weak, but gives the same man the feeling he is still young, and can play sports.
Yo Mo, did you see that old dudes Knee snap back balling, he thought his Mayo Knees would hold up.
by Whereshunter March 14, 2022
mugGet the mayo kneesmug.

knee cleavage

my knee cleavage looked so hot in that nude
by chickenislyfe April 29, 2016
mugGet the knee cleavagemug.

Wobbly knees

If you have wobbly knees you may have legs that give way often or you may have fallen over. WARNING: Only use with friends as it can be offensive to someone that you don’t know
Person 1:*falls*
Person 2: you have such wobbly knees
by Shmancy pidgeon January 21, 2023
mugGet the Wobbly kneesmug.

Whip knee

When you plant your leg so many times doing the "whip" that your knee begins to ache
Damn man, I whipped so many times last night I got whip knee
by Theguywhoknew November 16, 2016
mugGet the Whip kneemug.

Beat Knees

Sex between humans, insertion of the male's erect penis into the female's vagina is followed by rhythmic thrusting usually culminating in orgasm;
Lovers beat knees every chance that they get.
by Rappin Grandma June 24, 2015
mugGet the Beat Kneesmug.

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