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Jimmy Craig

-When You Loose Weight by Divorcing Your Wife (i.e If your wife weighs 170lbs and you get a divorce you lost that 170lbs of weight on your shoulders{her})

-Jenny Craig for Males.
Man 1: Man, I Lost 250 Lbs!!!

Man 2: How? You look the same?

Man 1: Jimmy Craig!!
by bOOOOtOOOOOh June 19, 2011
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Jimmy Beerleaguer

To be confined only to the beerleagues of life based on your naturally given talent, lack of looks, Scrawny build and general lack of being cool.

Also can be used to describe idiotic actions or attempting to be funny.

Usually a JB comes from a long line of beerleaguers and female JB's usually marries into another Beerleaguer family.
Dont be a jimmy Beerleaguer.

That was such a jimmy beerleaguer move.

Look at this Jimmy beerleaguer trying to be cool!

You act like such a Jimmy beerleaguer sometimes
by BL1785 September 25, 2011
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Jimmy T'Pint

definitely not a larping, english teaching nonce (maybe, possibly, slightly, yeah))
Jimmy T'Pint: IM NOT A NONCE!
Jimmt T'Pint: Dont make me beat you into submission
by noncebait February 8, 2019
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jimmy chucked it

I’ve Jimmy chucked it. Simply means I fucked it!!!
Kaz and Lou totally Jimmy chucked it this weekend .. onit for days again
by Weekazarr September 8, 2018
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JImmy thiccy

hes so thicc hes a jimmy thiccy
by Jimmy thiccy June 7, 2018
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Jimmy-Jog

Two meanings:
1. Fit well together, get along, understand one another, vibe.
2. Indirect route to get somewhere.
John and I don't jimmy-jog well. (We don't get along)
You get there by going right and then jimmy-jog over a bit further.
by Phrase Maker 1970 January 7, 2022
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Stiffy Jimmy

A sex activity where the male gets a bone and puts 2 piece of wood or metal on top and bottom of the penis keeping it as stiff and straight as possible then putting it in the vagina and jimmieing his dick like a lockpick inside with a very fast forward and backward motion
Person: dude why is your cock so straight?

Me: oh me and my girl do the stiffy jimmy daily
by Habernero February 28, 2021
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