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Jackie Aufalaught

One of the most unique, beautiful and talented creatures this world has ever has ever witnessed . With her mesmerizingly sexy yet classic and jaw dropping good looks, that girl is thack stacked and sexy af. She possesses a qick draw comedic witt that will leave you wondering "did she just make that up or did a team of accomplished writers spend the last month coming up with that perfect punchline?" She will leave you awestruck if you ever get the privilege to see her in person by her style, visual charm and magnetic personality alone. Often heard yelling one or several of the following phrases after doing some hood ass gangster shit: "Yaga", "GANG GANG", "Fug you", "all dick no balls", "Ya mammas a hoe.", "WHOOOO!!", "Ya like it?" or "Gayyyyyy" To name only a few, while toting her ukulele and flashing the ball gazer 👌to anyone homosexual enough to look. She sucks dix like she smokes her cigarettes, all the way to the butt. If you ever get the pleasure to experience her Gawk Gawk game you will be able to die a happy man. She comes off as a hard ass but in fact is one of the kindest, caring and real, A1 since day ones you could ever possibly have! Her name is Jackie Ohh so nice you gotta say it twice Jackie Aufalaught! Aka Ivanna Boufit aka Lana fostol aka that smokin' hott thing over there!
No you're not having an out of body experience and seeing the most beautiful angel playing a harp on a heavenly cloud it's Jackie Aufalaught and she's jamming out to free bird on her ukulele while blowing a sick ass ploom and making the world a better place merely by existing in it.
by VanillaSlusH January 2, 2024
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jackie H

1.-a very large red pimple that explodes when it is rubbed and releases a very foul odor
2.-a green booger
2.-"wow i just picked a big old jackie H"
by Mike and Allie August 28, 2008
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Jackie

Jackie: a beautiful person, with an amazing bod. Can be super athletic but also a couch potato. Says they're super fat buh in reality weighs like a pound. Sometimes they're super cocky to their friends but only as a joke because secretly they're extremely self-conscious, even though they have no reason to be;)
Girl: im the cutest person ever buh I weigh like one hundred thousand million billion kajillion pounds😩

Other girl: dang girl your such a jackie😂
by Blech... March 16, 2017
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Jackie Book

A book written for a mature audience. This type of book usually has sex scenes and other content that would be inappropriate for younger readers. This is a term used to cover up the fact you are reading a "naughty book".
A: This is such a great book!
B: What's it about?
A: Oh, you know, its a jackie book
by Scribbles888 January 11, 2012
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A Jackie

Is the type of person that humps a lot a bit like a jack Russel doesn’t matter if it’s clothes on or clothes off they will go for initiation
1st person ayo there’s a Jackie fam, she’s being a jack russel

2nd person; yeah bruv that’s crease ya’knooooo

3rd person, let’s join in on that Jackie bruv
by Pooja69 December 22, 2022
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jacky boi

haha 10 incher ma ass a seen 5cm rulers bigger dan ur dik m8!! n whoeva rote that fing aba ur redness is so so so true!
haha yeah jack keepin dreamin m8y
by Maria April 11, 2005
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