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U-lock Justice

The preferred method of vandalizing a car by a Bike Nazi or other irresponsible or self-righteous cyclist. Because few police agencies wield power over cyclists and they can quickly disappear, the vandal frequently gets away with his crime.

U-lock Justice is the Bike Nazi term for it. Vandalism is the most common term used by normal people, including drivers, auto passengers, pedestrians, police and insurance agencies.

U-lock Justice is often dished out to drivers that the Bike Nazi feels is deserving, though many times it is applied to drivers who simply do not notice a cyclist because they're not riding safely or legally.
Yesterday a Bike Nazi cut me off and I honked my horn. He turned around and whacked my car with a metal bicycle lock, denting my fender. The body shop repairman said I was a victim of U-lock Justice.
by ihavespoe October 30, 2010
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social justice warrior

A person or group that goes against people who are socially disliked. They do this for the greater good, even if it is an act that is generally frowned upon by society. Sort of like a social vigilante.
We are social justice warriors because we teepeed that girls house who everyone hates, even if we risk getting in trouble.
by Pube nipple April 6, 2017
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Swift Justice

The nickname of the boy that hasnt gotten laid in 18 months.

We like to call him re-virgin
We could have had 2 kids in the the time span of the last time hes gotten laid.
He likes boys.
Damn bro, its been a while since Kyles gotten laid. We have to deliver the Swift Justice on his ass.
by Kyle Flanders October 19, 2008
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Justice

Justice is something everyone deserves.

It is not a privilege,
It is not something for only white people,

or only Christians,
Justice is for the richest to the poorest,
Any race,
Any religion,
Any age.

We fight for justice because EVERYONE deserves it!
Justice is for everyone.
by Provemeright September 5, 2018
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For Great Justice

A campaign motto of candidate Scott Pigeon.
All your votes are belong to Scott Pigeon, for great justice.
by Pigeon2010 February 21, 2010
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Justice Squad

a bunch of gangstas who will flip ya for real and not even give a slop
The Justice Squad would be out dispensing justice if they weren't all so fuckin lazy and drunk.
by JSD January 8, 2004
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warthog of justice

The combination of two players (one driver, one manning the machine gun) driving the Warthog (Jeep-like vehicle) while playing multiplayer HALO for the XBOX.
It's time for the Warthog of Justice to kick some ass!
by Phil Reese July 28, 2003
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