Joint custody

When you have legal rights to demand a toke of your buddy's spliff

"Hey, I have joint custody over your Mary Jane!"

"Fuck off bro, god damn!"

by SummonerofFaiths July 05, 2020

Joint Custody

When you know you can't finish a joint on your own, so you share it with a homie.

Kaitlin: "Hey, I want to buy a joint but I get way too blitzed when I smoke by myself "

Tim: "no problem, wanna have joint custody? I'll split it with you!"

by Amy911 October 21, 2017

joint custody

when 2 ppl pay for a joke

yeah we went to the disco together we got joint custody

by rattimeaf July 21, 2021

Helix Joint

A Helix Joint refers to a joint rolled with two or more different types of marijuana strains that contain similar DNA.

I rolled a Helix Joint with two different kinds of kush that had similar genealogy.

by Andrewpreneur August 08, 2017

cuff the joint

jerk-off

"Man, I didn't cuff the joint all day -- and that night my skeet rocked like nothin!"

by bobbydellwood August 29, 2018

Lazurus Joint

A joint that one has to relight often.

"Hey, where's the lighter? I need to resurrect this Lazurus joint."

by Missapee April 02, 2015

tittie joint

A tittle joint is a joint a chick has stored in her tits it then gets covered in tittle sweat.

Debra tried giving her tittie joint, that's gross.

by DykeHulk8630 March 16, 2017