When you ejaculate and you feel semen hit a certain part of your body but no matter how much you look, it's not there.
person 1: i swear i just came on my leg bro, but it's not there!
person 2: d-dude... it's a phantom jizz..
person 2: d-dude... it's a phantom jizz..
by kool_mike November 17, 2017
Get the Phantom Jizzmug. a quick play on words used in lieu of “just kidding” to momentarily distort the cognitive focus of attentive individuals.. or get one in by figuratively jizzing on them. either way, you win.
i know i said i was going to let you smash a mercury thermometer in my dick tip tonight, but i was jizz kitten.
by dꓘ April 27, 2019
Get the jizz kittenmug. 1. Frodo and Sam are such jizz hobbits!
2. Oh my gosh Becky! That girl slept with like 5 guys this week. Ew. She’s like a total jizz hobbit!
3. A hoe. A slut. A skank. A whore. Someone “easy”
2. Oh my gosh Becky! That girl slept with like 5 guys this week. Ew. She’s like a total jizz hobbit!
3. A hoe. A slut. A skank. A whore. Someone “easy”
by Scribbles1989 December 9, 2017
Get the jizz hobbitmug. 1. A woman forced to carry your baby.
2. A person who unknowningly carries jizz across international borders.
3. A mule that is used for pornagrafic acts in beastiality films.
4. A girl which is cummed on, in the face, by a small group of men. (see Jizzdonkey)
2. A person who unknowningly carries jizz across international borders.
3. A mule that is used for pornagrafic acts in beastiality films.
4. A girl which is cummed on, in the face, by a small group of men. (see Jizzdonkey)
1. Hey Mike your wife's had another mis-carriage why don't you get yourself a Jizz Mule.
2.Tommy I need some help loading up the jizz mule.
3.The Jizz Mule has been fucking all day I think he needs a break now.
4. This bitch was a real Jizz Mule, me and the lads all spunked in her face.
2.Tommy I need some help loading up the jizz mule.
3.The Jizz Mule has been fucking all day I think he needs a break now.
4. This bitch was a real Jizz Mule, me and the lads all spunked in her face.
by boss_and_chief May 14, 2011
Get the Jizz Mulemug. An all-encompassing term for any boundary-crossing orgasmically good song or band. Used instead of the annoying practice of genre hairsplitting.
by bb+af May 2, 2011
Get the Jizz metalmug. by cuchillo May 25, 2021
Get the sac of jizzmug. Jizz paper is when you're using watercolour paints on paper unsuitable for watercolour painting or if you overwork the paper itself, resulting in a crusty wet mess of a page that resembles dried up jizz in a pair of underwear you've forgotten to wash.
Person A "ah damn I was trying to watercolour paint but it just resulted in jizz paper"
Person b "that's a shame, you'll get used to working with watercolours eventually it just takes practice"
Person b "that's a shame, you'll get used to working with watercolours eventually it just takes practice"
by Milkscomic February 22, 2021
Get the Jizz papermug.