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inside voice

An inside voice is the voice you use when you're inside somebody.
"I just love your poon," said Tyler in his inside voice.

"Unggh, unggh!" said Barbara, pumping away furiously.
by scodder June 11, 2010
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insider

Any information that should NEVER be spoken about while the subject is within earshot.
Bob: Hey Tom, this is Nancy.
Tom: Is this the chick you hooked up at the work party.
Bob: DUDE!! Fuckin' INSIDER!!
by Winston October 23, 2003
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9/11 inside job?

Some other possibilities for "9/11 inside job?".....

1: Those in power had no idea what these planes where going to do. Perhaps the terrorists would simple ask for some sort of shit, and diplomacy could be used.
this lack of understanding is only the basis, however. the big thing is that theres so much red tape when it comes to "comand defense", which is assume you mean to represent shoot the fuckers down, that to send out fuckin fighter jets to destroy civilian aircraft over the course of a few hours would be impossible.
the goverment is slow to work, and doesnt like to go out on limbs. And shooting down a civilian aircraft with only the knowlege that it has been hijacked is a pretty big limb. Hijackings occur more than you would think on our planet, and tact tends to be the best cure for the situations.

2: the world is an awefully big place. if you have enough money and brains, you can hide anywhere. Bin Laden is most certainly not retarded, and knows how to stay away from a god damn army looking for him.

3: The problem isnt that the steel frames straight melted. It's that they started to slowly bend under pressure. Sure, it wasnt 3,000 degrees hot, but it was hot enough so that the wieght of the building, on top of the heat that was there, took care of business.
You put enough weight on steel that is structuraly unsound, and gravity turns into a bitch.
steels great, but not invincible.
Ah, and it was SOME of the firefighters who reported hearing these explosions, which where probably just the sounds of the building starting to colapse in on itself. in the mass clusterfuck that was the world trade center on 9/11, im sure mother fuckers where hearing all sorts of things that sounded like one thing, but where really another.
as to the destruction of the basement idea, well, its realy this simple: alot of stuff fell. Like, drop a bowling ball off your house onto the sidewalk. it will make a big ass dent. so, imagine what would happen if the combined mass of the entire world trade center fell on the area that it did. You would get a very big crater. Hence, no basement. And, please, "All" of the eye witnesses? did you sit every one of them down and ask what exactly the scene looked like, in their expert opinions? And, again, confusion and panic make for odd observations.
Your argument is less baked then a turd on a sidewalk.

4: It incriminates countires that we don't want to have pissed at us right now more than they need to be (i.e. Iran, etc.). Stop thinking we're so god damn important. There are other countires involved in this mess much more than you claim america to be.

5: pretty much the same as 4.

There are plenty of reasons to hate Bush. Being responsible for 9/11 is not one of them. Please please please, stop pretending you're some sort of expert on this matter by presenting your "true facts of the matter". I do like what you have to say about the war, however. In fact, I totaly agree with you. But 9/11 isnt the ground to base your debate on.

I mean, didn't you hear? we're fighting in Iraq to save the mystical pixies from their caverns! and thats the gods honest truth!

Hail bush!
Bush is an asshole, but he isnt responsible for this "9/11 inside job?". Just trust me on this one, okay?
by mique December 11, 2008
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insiderate

to while away one's time by doing nothing worthwhile; to loiter around; to lead a sedentary life.
Do not insiderate any more. It is time you got down to activity.
by uttam maharjan October 27, 2010
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inselberg

An inselberg is an unattractive, creepy, horny teenage boy who will blatantly ask a girl for nudes or to have intercourse with him. He always fantasizes about fucking girls that are way out of his league. He always sends suggestive pictures to girls on his "hit list". An Inselberg will also creepily stare at girls and make awkward conversations and repeatedly touch them. An Inselberg will also give girls rides home with intentions of getting road head, or ask to take them somewhere disclosed in the hopes of getting laid. Despite and inselbergs efforts, he will not succeed as he is an ugly ass fucker and has no friend becuase of his creepy actions towards women.
Joe "that kids such an Inselberg"
Frank "yeah did you hear about the snapchats he sent to Megan?"
Joe: "yeah he's probably gonna try to rape her with his tiny dick"
by Slayerboy97 January 31, 2014
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inside out dick

When you're too overweight, that your dick is inside of your body due to body mass (cuz u fat af)
Yo, my nigga john, yo bitch said you got an inside out dick.

John: bro fuck that hoe, i aint that fat...
by DonkeySizedShlong May 30, 2017
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Inside joke

A joke shared within a secluded group of people. Usually makes no sense to anyone out of that group and the people in the group who understand the joke most likely don’t, but just want to fit in. Only public school kids have them.

The person that makes the joke is most likely trying to cling on to someone.
rach- doin the brush ya shouldas off, ya no wut i mean molly!!
by Companion of Drear December 24, 2004
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