infinity

A mathematical concept of utmost importance in mathematics and physics. Not a number.

(This is also NOT the absolutely superb luxury division of Nissan. That is spelled INFINITI with an "I", retards. Get the spelling right, and stop disgracing the brand.)

You may think you understand infinity, but you really don't. No human does. Its like picturing the 4th spatial dimensions. Can't be done by human beings.

by TheEnlightened December 27, 2004

Bob's Your information Minister

A homer fan who frequents a rival sports team's fan site (e.g. orangemane.com), and who:
1. Spreads optimistic lies about his own team even though the obvious evidence of massive failure has been cascading down around him and his team for decades;
2. Lives in his mother's basement (even though she lives in a trailer),
3. Has never held a steady job, unless you count buying and selling Star Wars memorabilia on eBay a steady job,
4. Has never, ever kissed a girl he isn't related to and likely never will.

You're moving to Kansas City? Dude, there nothing more pathetic than that. That's totally Bob's Your Information Minister.

by CB jeebee September 10, 2008

Infantry(game)

MMOG developed by Harmless Games, published by Sony Online Entertainment(SOE). Innovative design idea, languished due to lack of development. Characterized by its third-person-overview interface and wide variety of gameplay styles, including standard capture-the-flag, hybrid-RPG, and tactical space combat.

Hey man, I heard you play Infantry.

by Bogus October 18, 2004

infidelephant

a non-muslim elephant

the majestic herd of infidelephants got sploded by the fanatical terrorists

by cheese July 27, 2005

influx

A mass arrival or incoming, be it of people or experience.

"I just moved from Ohio to Massachusetts. And wow, its like I am on a whole 'nother world. I'm seeing it all, Latinos, Italians, Asians... all speaking in their native languages even!... I'm like in a state of wowness right now."

"Sounds like you're experiencing a cultural influx."

by Aleihr July 25, 2008

self-inflicted cumshot

a self-inflicted cumshot is where a male either deliberately or unintentionally ejaculates into his own face.

1.) troy was masturbating at his computer when all of the sudden he received a self-inflicted cumshot when he nut in his eye.

2.) tucker was fucking a chick doggie style when his dick slipped out and ended up nestled between her ass cheeks right before climax; when he looked down, he nut right in his own eye.

by devouthorse April 4, 2009

inflection deflection

when someone, in an effort to seem like they care, pronounces your name differently every time you see each other to deflect from the fact you have nothing to talk about or are too busy to remember anything about this person

Frank: "Benjamin (BEN juh men), what's new?"
Benjamin: "Well I'm getting married in a month."
Frank: "NO WAY MAN! CONGRATULATIONS!"

- 1 month later -

Frank: "So Benjamin (ben juh MEN), how's life?"
Benjamin: "Great. I got married Saturday."
Frank: "NO WAY MAN! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!"
Benjamin: "I did and your inflection deflection isn't helping."

by I'mTotallyNotDave October 13, 2010