car candy

A very attractive, usually blonde and makeup plastered female, preferably with fake eyelashes, who rides as the passenger in a shitty car with moderately attractive males to make both the male and car look better. Similar to eye candy in a car.

Whoah man, how does a dude like that cruise with such bangin' car candy?!

by Laine La Vain March 28, 2011

Car hillbilly

A hillbilly who is addicted to the animated pixar trilogy Cars

I know a car hillbilly. Send help.

by Space Saturn Bitch March 30, 2021

car blind

When someone can't tell the difference between a normal everyday car and a nicer, more expensive car just by looking

Friend: you like my car?
Me: ya it's cool
Friend: it's a GT-R...
Me: oh it's a nicer car!
Friend:you couldn't tell by looking
Me: sorry I'm car blind...

by xX_tigeress_Xx April 14, 2017

Stupid car

a 2002 lowered Subaru Forester with pimped wheels and under-lights.

Bacon's idea of a cool car is actually a stupid car.

by Blu Sniper May 12, 2015

Car Clog

a traffic jam

I was late to work because I got caught in a car clog.

by DaveWeasel June 16, 2012

Clown Car

The term used when you have a lot of people and not enough space in the car. So you decided to squish people in the car knowing you don't have enough seats and seatbelts

John: We have 5 people, do you have enough space in your car?
Me: Nah I don't, lets clown car

by h_wong January 13, 2018

Car Hiking

The art of driving around in the scenic parts of your state, getting lost on purpose in hopes of finding new and interesting places.

It's cold, rainy and we have nothing to do today, lets go car hiking!

by pdizzlerocks December 13, 2010