Result of what happens to someone who learns the truth of something long after using. And then swears off of it despite the fact that it has been used over and over again most times for years.
1.) mmmmm these chitterlings are hell a good. Huh ewww I have been eating cow intestines for years and never knew. Time to stop messing with those for sure. That chitterlings theory is a mean mother!!!
2.) She is on that chitterlings theory with the cosmetics she used to use. Pore girl found out they did animal testing.
2.) She is on that chitterlings theory with the cosmetics she used to use. Pore girl found out they did animal testing.
by darkking777 December 20, 2010
The Wampler Theory states that of time and evolution, black girls have formed looser pussies to acomidate for bigger dicks
by Miria May 13, 2014
Kesler's Theory of Infinite Universes states that within every atom in creation exists an entire universe. This theory supports both the parallel universe theory and the big bang theory.
Kesler's Theory means that atomic bombs are much more than just destructive weapons, and are in fact, tools of mass creation.
by porky pie January 21, 2022
The belief that after seeing the hero win time after time, one will begin to cheer for the villain in an effort to see something new.
a.k.a the "John Cena Theory".
a.k.a the "John Cena Theory".
Cena Fan: Why do you hate John Cena?
Anti-Cena Fan: We're sick of him winning all the time. He's boring!!!!
Cena Fan: Oh, the "Superman Theory" is true, then
Anti-Cena Fan: We're sick of him winning all the time. He's boring!!!!
Cena Fan: Oh, the "Superman Theory" is true, then
by KC Rodgers July 31, 2013
The "Fromoutta Theory" is used when someone asks for data or information that is extremely difficult to extract and or quantify. The end result is information is pulled "from outta my your end."
I was asked to provide anticipated sustainment costs based on numerous assumptions so I used the Fromoutta Theory to get the answer.
by Pirate076 March 18, 2011
An ancient disproved hypothesis used to exploit the ignorance of the masses to make BILLIONS for snake-oil salesmen
Yo, lets fool some chumps using this bullshit Germ Theory and convince them that giving them poison will make them healthy... also, lets keep Terrain Theory a secret...
by BillNyeIsASellOut October 02, 2020
When old people think there's only one fucking computer in the neighborhood by saying "the computer."
Grandma: "I got onlogged on the computer yesterday."
You: "that's the unicomputation theory, grandma, you stupid bitch."
You: "that's the unicomputation theory, grandma, you stupid bitch."
by -sonic December 12, 2010