Kesler's Theory

Kesler's Theory of Infinite Universes states that within every atom in creation exists an entire universe. This theory supports both the parallel universe theory and the big bang theory.

Kesler's Theory means that atomic bombs are much more than just destructive weapons, and are in fact, tools of mass creation.

by porky pie January 20, 2022

The Wampler Theory

The Wampler Theory states that of time and evolution, black girls have formed looser pussies to acomidate for bigger dicks

That girls pussy is so lose, The Wampler Theory must run in her family.

by Miria May 12, 2014

The Retardum Theory

A theory that states that anyone acting retarded while not having any mental health issues will later in life become retarded due to the brain being tricked by a person's actions that itself is afflicted with such condition. This effect has no known way of reverting to before it took place, but it is believed that concentrated doses of Flinstone Vitamin Gummies (specifically 1995 production doses) improves their affect.

Will: "Durr!! HURRRRRRR!"

Grace: "Hill stop acting like a fucking retard, haven't you heard of The Retardum Theory?"

by McJazzerVEVO October 19, 2019

Lollipop theory

When a guy or girl dates a bunch of different people until they find out which is the best for them.

John: I see you have a new girlfriend
James: No, I'm just testing out this lollipop theory.

by Mr. Slang February 7, 2010

Unicomputation theory

When old people think there's only one fucking computer in the neighborhood by saying "the computer."

Grandma: "I got onlogged on the computer yesterday."
You: "that's the unicomputation theory, grandma, you stupid bitch."

by -sonic December 13, 2010

Emre Theory

The Emre Theory states that if anyone has a mum, then there is always a chance that Emre could be your stepdad.

This is a fact that cannot be disputed, it’s just the laws of physics.

“there’s no way you’re gonna marry my mum bro”
“the emre theory says otherwise”

by EmreLovesMilfs May 9, 2022

Germ Theory

An ancient disproved hypothesis used to exploit the ignorance of the masses to make BILLIONS for snake-oil salesmen

Yo, lets fool some chumps using this bullshit Germ Theory and convince them that giving them poison will make them healthy... also, lets keep Terrain Theory a secret...

by BillNyeIsASellOut October 1, 2020