Mc idiot

I person who stands in line at Mcdonalds and doesn't know what to order or anything about the menu

Idiot: Does cheese come on that cheeseburger???
Somebody in line: Man, what a Mc idiot

by Aircasey February 4, 2009

borderline idiot

A person who is not a full blown idiot, but it is on the border of being one.

You are almost an idiot, a borderline idiot.

by urbanwebber45 May 15, 2016

mongrel idiot

1) An idiot of epic proportions

2) One so devoid of any social or reasoning abilities that he or she is constantly making you wish you were dead for being in the same room as him or her.

3) Almost the same as being functionally retarded, but not quite there.

1, 2, 3) Kenneth is a mongrel idiot whose complete lack of any EQ or social ability makes his usefullness equivalent to that of a crudely fashioned Christmas gift made by a kindergardener.

by Char-Ming July 20, 2007

American idiot

The village idiot from Texas named George W. Bush.
George W. Bitch makes Forset Gump look like a Ph.D recipient from Harvard U

George W is the American idiot of American idiots and the Village Idiot of Village Idiots.

by Andreasantoni June 12, 2008

Village Idiot

dumbest person in a neighborhood

Paul, a hillbilly, is the village idiot. His IQ must be 88, at most.

by Dude October 11, 2003

A smart idiot

One who excells far ahead in school but is rather stupid in the sense that they are close minded and not tolerant of people different than themselves. They often see themselves as better than many other people and judge people solely on their academic achievements and not on their personality or moral values.

The opposite of this is a dumb genius. One who does not do well in school but is very street smart and if he put in effort would do well in school as well.

Guy 1: hey I got an 85 on that paper man it's not too bad what about you?

Guy 2: I got a 96. You're a fucking retard.

Guy 1: at least I'm not a smart idiot

by moconahhh June 12, 2013

Idiot tax

The price you pay for making a dumb or avoidable mistake

Me: Why are flowers so expensive on Valentine's?
You: Well, you didn't buy them BEFORE the Valentine's day rush, so you have to pay the idiot tax

by ___effe February 9, 2018