Cowboy Thermometer

Horse testicles in Red Dead Redemption 2

"Horse testicles in the newest RDR serve as a kind of cowboy thermometer"

by Kregritt October 25, 2018

Cowboy Joe

When someone shoots code from the hip without testing.

Fucking Cowboy Joe is at it again, always committing code to production without testing.

by not-ss September 1, 2017

sweaty cowboy

A cocktail made up of rum, tequila, spoiled milk, and peanut butter "sweat" (the liquid layer created when peanut butter sits outside for too long)

Jim lost a bet and now he has to chug a sweaty cowboy

by LeakingAirCompressor December 16, 2017

Missile Cowboy

When a person knows of their unavoidable imminent death. They do something outlandish in the final moments before their departure. Ref. Dr Strangelove of the cowboy riding the bike to his death hooting and hollering.

If Yellowstone blows like they say. I'm going to Missile Cowboy outta this world.

by Motieman June 2, 2021

Walmart cowboy

Definition of Walmart cowboy is ethan bangs.

Hey look it’s a Walmart cowboy!

by Cookielover1991 November 5, 2021

cowboy hunter

Cowboy Hunter is a nasty freaking kid who likes old black women. He breaks peoples pencils and leaves bruises on them.

Black girl: I'm in love cowboy Hunter #yeeyee

by Michael😄 June 16, 2016

weiner cowboy

Someone who frequently acts as though they are in search of a weiner bc rodeo where they can ride weiners all day. ie. an asshole, kissass, or a slut

“Dude, Todd just told my manager I was late from my break. I swear he’s such a weiner cowboy.”
“Sheila really gets around, she’s a grade-A weiner cowboy.”

by NightMan420 February 26, 2021