IM-Ditch

When a friend signs off of MSN messenger without saying goodbye. Can also refer to when two friends text back and forth and one stops abruptly without informing the other that he/she is now currently pre-occupied with other tasks.

Jay: WTH, OMG Taylor totally just IM-Ditched me!
Lucas: ROFLMFAOOL!!! That suxxorz bro...

by Jay Bolen January 6, 2008

Im rotting on the inside

something you would say pre-suicide. Or about to quit your job, relationship.. etc.

boss- "hey, fax this!"
worker-"i cant im rotting on the inside"
boss-"umm...?"
worker- "i quit jackass."

by whoareyoupseudonym September 20, 2009

bruh im weak

When you get told a joke that absolutely bangs and your sides hurt with laughter, you may then exclaim "Bruh im weak" referring to how you are weakened by the laughter occurring.

"How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?"
"No Idea mate"
"By putting flowers on the grave."
"Bruh Im Weak!"

by Tibbit June 30, 2016

IM BOUTA BLOWWWWWWWW

When a guy is really about to nut a whole bunch of kids out of his penis

"Onlyfans video: "IM BOUTA BLOWWWWWWWW!!!!!"

by ;en November 1, 2022

Im all yours

When your significant other wants you all to her/himself like cuddles and kisses and love words. I hope someone tells me that one day and when i mean someone i mean my future wife cuz you know im straight

Wife: baby COME HERE NOW

Husband: yeah what's up
Wife: listen and listen closely i want you know that im all yours so come here and love me NOW baby.
Husband: oh ok im coming to get you

by Mike the quiet one December 7, 2021

Im gonna be a star

Twice's Im Nayeon's favorite song of twice

Friend: Hey I think Im gonna be a star is annoying.
Nayeon: True

by anime and kpop supremacy July 17, 2022

im a gummy bear

are you ok? do you need a therapist?

Jackie: im a gummy bear.
Amaya: *calls the mental hospital*

by xXsavageXjackieXx September 22, 2021