When a friend signs off of MSN messenger without saying goodbye. Can also refer to when two friends text back and forth and one stops abruptly without informing the other that he/she is now currently pre-occupied with other tasks.
by Jay Bolen December 15, 2007
boss- "hey, fax this!"
worker-"i cant im rotting on the inside"
boss-"umm...?"
worker- "i quit jackass."
worker-"i cant im rotting on the inside"
boss-"umm...?"
worker- "i quit jackass."
by whoareyoupseudonym September 21, 2009
When you get told a joke that absolutely bangs and your sides hurt with laughter, you may then exclaim "Bruh im weak" referring to how you are weakened by the laughter occurring.
"How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?"
"No Idea mate"
"By putting flowers on the grave."
"Bruh Im Weak!"
"No Idea mate"
"By putting flowers on the grave."
"Bruh Im Weak!"
by Tibbit March 31, 2016
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by xXsavageXjackieXx September 22, 2021
When your significant other wants you all to her/himself like cuddles and kisses and love words. I hope someone tells me that one day and when i mean someone i mean my future wife cuz you know im straight
Wife: baby COME HERE NOW
Husband: yeah what's up
Wife: listen and listen closely i want you know that im all yours so come here and love me NOW baby.
Husband: oh ok im coming to get you
Husband: yeah what's up
Wife: listen and listen closely i want you know that im all yours so come here and love me NOW baby.
Husband: oh ok im coming to get you
by Mike the quiet one December 08, 2021