Ian

Is a total asshole, never stops talking and always wants to fight, but he knows he will lose he will try to fight you just to piss you off.

That Ian over there is about to get his ass kicked by them two bodybuilders

by Theepicboss2 December 13, 2016

Ian

A large peasant in a kingdom who Carrys around a large Jew nose.

Look over there at the ian begging for food on the streets.

by Big red fluffy bird March 23, 2017

ian's penis

It's small and delicate, but it can attack like a cobra. When it's in fear it hides from the preditor in its shelter, the Himalayas(A.K.A the pubic hair). Overall it would make a great puny friend.

Yo man your mom has an Ian's penis.

by Jacks information 101 May 25, 2014

ian gillan

Ian Gillan is actually the second greatest rock vocalist, outclassed only Robert Plant.

Elizabeth: "Wow, listen to that voice, I think it's the greatest rock voice ever. It must be Ian Gillan"

Natalie: "If it's the greatest rock voice ever then it must be Robert Plant, the man with the greatest voice in rock.

Elizabeth: "Natalie, you are right. Robert Plant has the greatest voice in Rock. Although very good, Ian Gillan only comes second"

by Nikki-D March 25, 2007

Ian conley

A hot guy who all the girls like while he likes an un-popular girl.

Ian Conley is so cute but he doesn't like me.

by Brookie404 July 13, 2016

Ian Oliver

Have you ever seen someone walking down the street and said to yourself, "That man must be Mormon." That feeling is described as Ian Oliver.

I saw the epitome example of a white person the other day, the name "Ian Oliver" popped into my head, I am very concerned. I haven't slept in four days.

by NotIanOliver December 4, 2016

ian wilde

A complete fag

That Ian wilde is a fag

by IRONBEANO August 8, 2017