human self

A very loose and generally uncontrollable individual, often named ‘Michael’, momentarily reconnecting with one’s true internal identity and showing respect for other human beings.
Michael, can you please stop acting like a total fuck-wit and just be your ‘human self!’
by Enigme December 01, 2021
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Human self

A loose human, often called Michael, in a happy place and calm state of mind.
Michael, stop being a fuck-wit and please just be your Human self!”
by Enigme December 01, 2021
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Human herpes

1) A person who appears in your life; mainly dormant, but when they appear, they are annoying as fuck

2) Simply put, a pussy ass bitch who won't shut the fuck up
Friend 1: Fuck, Sheila is in my English class! I haven't seen her since sophomore year!
Friend 2: Literally she is human herpes.
by carsforkids February 17, 2017
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Chicken-human

It's a creature that looks like a human but it's really not but still looks like a chicken so it's a

CHICKEN HUMAN !!
"I have a chicken , I have a human."
"UGH"
"Chicken-human
by Pooping on the rainbows February 20, 2017
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no human verification

Something every damn website under the sun lies about
"oh hey free robux with no human verification!"
(After trying that and many others)
"Why does everything lie?"
by fuck off nosy ass prick April 12, 2021
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Human Spam

A person who is incredibly annoying and worthless in a situation. Someone who cannot add meaning, quality or substance to a solution.
"That guy from the computer store was total Human Spam. He couldn't even explain what he was talking about. His presence at the meeting was a waste."
by Mamahipster February 17, 2012
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human suit

Pulling yourself together in a usually futile attempt to not look blasted after a gnarly sesh with the boys
- “You know that feeling of putting your human suit back on 10 minutes after a solid sesh
- “Bro put on your human suit we gotta go
- “I’m tweaking they know” “Don’t worry your human suit is solid”
by Spud2000 August 04, 2020
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