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canada's history

when Americans took a steaming pile of poop on Canadians 100 years ago they used a TP called Canada's history. could be used to wipe a Cleavland steamer.
your mom called , she was looking for Canada's history cuz nothing else would work!
by 100 percent Canadian February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

This is a slang term for the act of intercourse with a moose with several other requirements. This is achieved only with a moose; dead or alive (dead altering the name to Canada's Achievements), Honey must be used as lube. Both the moose and the participants must be gagged with a hockey puck in both the mouth and buttocks region (what ever is open to gag).

This term was first
Canada's History was first used by a Mr. S. Colbert when referring how his cousin was conceived.
by Shazbutt February 6, 2010
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Canada's History

Wearing Moose antlers while having sex in a pool of maple syrup and shitting in the Stanley's Cup.
We did the Canada's History last night, and boy does my ass hurt.
by StevenFan February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A certain sex involving the insertion of beaver pelts, "flapjacks", maple syrup, and one french-canadian into the vagina or anus
"I heard you and Deborah broke up. What happened?"
"Apparently she wasn't cool with Canada's History."
"Fuck that bitch."
by Colbert-Nation February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A depraved sexual position involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup
Canada's History I gave her the old Canada's History 3 times last night.
by patty iced February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A perverse act of beastiality involving consuming the ejaculate of a moose from the Stanley Cup after you have brought the creature to climax my anally penetrating it with a hockey stick.
You got something on your lip there, eh?

Ya it's a lil bit leftover Canada's History
by Carl FTWinslow February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Taking of a banana and a monkey and simultaneously sticking them up every orifice of ones body in under 2 minutes.
Stephen Colbert witnessed Billy Ray Cyrus perform a Canada's History on John Edwards.
by Matty R GA February 4, 2010
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