when Americans took a steaming pile of poop on Canadians 100 years ago they used a TP called Canada's history. could be used to wipe a Cleavland steamer.
by 100 percent Canadian February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. This is a slang term for the act of intercourse with a moose with several other requirements. This is achieved only with a moose; dead or alive (dead altering the name to Canada's Achievements), Honey must be used as lube. Both the moose and the participants must be gagged with a hockey puck in both the mouth and buttocks region (what ever is open to gag).
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by Shazbutt February 6, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by StevenFan February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A certain sex involving the insertion of beaver pelts, "flapjacks", maple syrup, and one french-canadian into the vagina or anus
"I heard you and Deborah broke up. What happened?"
"Apparently she wasn't cool with Canada's History."
"Fuck that bitch."
"Apparently she wasn't cool with Canada's History."
"Fuck that bitch."
by Colbert-Nation February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by patty iced February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A perverse act of beastiality involving consuming the ejaculate of a moose from the Stanley Cup after you have brought the creature to climax my anally penetrating it with a hockey stick.
by Carl FTWinslow February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Taking of a banana and a monkey and simultaneously sticking them up every orifice of ones body in under 2 minutes.
by Matty R GA February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.