Soapy Handshake

An expected embrace that leaves one desiring more.

I took Emily out for a fancy dinner and all I got was a soapy handshake.

by ThunderChief November 27, 2014

Peppermint handshake

When a blue haired girl gives a man a handshake...

In his pants.

"Wow emily gives the best peppermint handshakes.

by HempWizard May 11, 2014

Bama Handshake

Screaming "Roll Tide" then immediately punching someone square in the face.

Hey did you hear about what happened to Zach Mettenberger in Nashville? He got the good 'old Bama Handshake.

by gwinnetthatesarcher July 21, 2014

personal handshake

Giving a handjob to somebody after a good job.

*Finishes GTA race after 1 hour*
Is given a personal handshake by somebody in the group

by BurgerRing8 March 26, 2016

mississippi handshake

When you cover your hand in shit and then give a sloppy handjob

Oh I just got the best Mississippi handshake from Dillon earlier

by Kiezobeast September 24, 2016

cheeseburger handshake

When a person with a large gut bumps or grazes you with said large gut.

"Fucking Bobandy gives me a cheeseburger handshake every time he walks by my desk."

by Rancho Relaxo May 11, 2016

cheesy handshake

To shake hands with someone shortly after wanking off a cheesy cock, be it your cock or someone else's, leaving the reciprocant of the handshake with a cheesy smeggy smelling hand.

-You dirty barstard why does my hand smell off fucking nob cheese?
- Cos I gave you a cheesy handshake, before you ate your sandwich I may add.

by Spoopleman April 16, 2017