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No Hander Lander

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When you swing from the hips to slap your cock on to the forehead of your wife and/or girlfriend/mistress. Best done when she is sitting at the computer.
Dude i laid the best no hander lander on Toni the other day! Good work Ben!
by oddy2222 February 25, 2019
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Left Handed scissors

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When two willing sexual partners rub anuses ,in a scissor fashion, for sexual stimulation.
I walked in to the local Mouse Lodge and caught Jeff and Tom using the old left handed scissors.
by DJ Rick MoreAnus December 10, 2019
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When you ride a bike with no hands and a handful of clout and swag
Ayo there goes Mari the no handed bandit
by Howwr October 27, 2020
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second-handed suicide

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Second-handed suicide is where someone wants to die, but doesn't commit suicide. They don't like life, but they are too scared to actually commit.
Me: I don't like life, everything bad happens to me. I just want it to be done.

Also me: sometimes it's good, I do have friends, I don't want them to be hurt bc of me.

Second-handed suicide. (this took me so long bc it wouldn't let me submit it)
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left handed screwdriver

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when your fellow tradies are out on smoko and they ask the new apprentice to give them a left handed screwdriver, it's both a prank and an intelligence test to check if he knows his tools.
It's a more generalised version of the 'muffler bearings' prank that car mechanics often ask from new trainees.
Tradie: "Oi Jimbo, can you go down to bunnings to grab me a left handed screwdriver?"
Apprentice: "Sure, but have you found the muffler bearings yet?"
by ahnonnymoose December 24, 2022
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Nina Hagen

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Nina Hagen (adj.):
Flamboyant, theatrical, and unapologetically yourself.

A true original who is not afraid to be different.

A force of nature who inspires others to be themselves

For example, you could say that someone is "Nina Hagen" if they have a unique sense of style, are always up for a good time, and are not afraid to speak their mind.
"What!?? I worry about you, but that is so fully Nina Hagen I have to respect all of it. "
by Inscrutiana May 4, 2023
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Recycle Bin Red Handed

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Discovering what should not have been found after a very poor attempt of deleting so called evidence...

Term related to a computer technophobe who actually thinks clicking delete on an incriminating photo, video, document or other actually got rid of it...
Jane... No, That never happened. You can check through my photos & videos if you like!

Joe... Yeah, I know, I already did that...and caught you Recycle Bin Red Handed! You dumbass...

Jane... but I deleted it...?

Jim... Yes, so you did...which makes it worse!

Jane... eh?

Jim... My point exactly!
by Schnoopy November 9, 2011
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