Handle Scandal

When someone finds an unexplained, sticky surprise on their car door. Nobody knows who did it.

I went to leave work and there was a handle scandal waiting for me.

by FML@VL June 25, 2025

power handles

Most people know power handles to be the railings on the wall next to the toilet in the large bathroom stalls, but power handles are only to be used in the most dire circumstances. Whether it be to increase leverage or optimize power, power handles come in handy for the most explosive and monstrous of shits.

I'm glad they installed power handles in the bathroom stalls, my last two poops almost sent me through the ceiling!

by Yosemite Sam 2 September 8, 2016

Too Hot To Handle

The lady looks like she's been around
She's covered a lot of ground
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble

The lady knows love sure ain't no game
She's been through too much pain
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Too close for comfort, don't wanna get hurt
Too bad it's no good, I'd only lose

Lady's gonna make a fool of me
Gonna make a fool of me
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble

Lady's gonna let you think you'll win
Then she's gonna let you lose
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Too close for comfort, don't wanna get hurt
Too bad it's no good, I'd only lose

The lady's got a reputation here
Got a reputation there
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble

The lady's got a lot of satin charm
And that can do you harm, you harm
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Too close for comfort, don't wanna get hurt
Too bad it's no good, I'd only lose

Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Too close for comfort, don't wanna get hurt
Too bad it's no good, I'd only lose
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble

by Death Menace September 6, 2023

Luggage Handle

Luggage Handle: The Thong strand connecting between the front & the back.

I was about to enter the back door; so, I had to move the Luggage Handle to the side.

by Swisher rolled tight February 11, 2023

handle baring

When you insert 4 fingers into the pussy and your thumb into the woman’s asshole and grab the wad of meat whilst then rapidly shaking it.

We’re you guys just handle baring?

by Hoelster December 4, 2017

handle your handle

To be able to sip, but still function, to be able to function as a being, even if sloshed. Dont drink and drive.

Bro, you need to handle your handle. I'm handling my handle.

by JRay1234567890 June 28, 2019

Rusty Pump Handle

The act of jacking a guy off using your own or his own shit as lube.

She gave him a rusty pump handle last night.

by DunchyMcButterstien April 29, 2013