When someone explains something or relates a story that starts in the story-teller's head and only half of the story is conveyed verbally; usually the second half. As if the story was Hampered by their own internal confusion and Half of their message actually reaches their vocal chords and is thus transferred past their lips.
Bill: "...so you should give Jim a call."
Greg: "Jim who?"
Bill: "What didn't you understand?"
Greg: "Everything that preceded SO! You pulled another Hamphalf! You should really consider a CAT Scan!"
Greg: "Jim who?"
Bill: "What didn't you understand?"
Greg: "Everything that preceded SO! You pulled another Hamphalf! You should really consider a CAT Scan!"
by Huge Viking August 20, 2011
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An adjective describing an individual who, through history of actions, words, and/or negligence, has become known for treating others with disrespect and showing blatant disregard for their well-being despite being aware of the consequences of their actions.
The individual excuses this behavior in themselves citing privilege, status, or a sense of entitlement as eschewing them from the essential human decency expected and afforded to the average human being.
The individual excuses this behavior in themselves citing privilege, status, or a sense of entitlement as eschewing them from the essential human decency expected and afforded to the average human being.
"Did that dude really just flash his junk at an anti-rape rally?"
"Yeah, he did. I hear his dad is a judge and his mom is some hot-shot lawyer."
"Oooohhhh, so he's Hamptarded."
"Exactly."
"Yeah, he did. I hear his dad is a judge and his mom is some hot-shot lawyer."
"Oooohhhh, so he's Hamptarded."
"Exactly."
by OG Ghett0 October 26, 2012
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When you or your friend get really drunk, and you get on your hands and legs and try to dance while making hampster noises.
by That one creepy mailman November 26, 2014
Get the hampsterdance mug.Noun: The phenomena that occurs in the absence of any discernible delineation between a human's belly and groin, so as to appear as if one was crotching a Christmas ham. The most significant existence of hampants witnessed to date is the groindomen of former New England Patriots/Notre Dame football coach Charlie Weis. This effect is accentuated when the subject tucks his/her shirt into their pants, most commonly a polo shirt of some type.
The woman I encountered in line for the petting zoo at the State Fair had Charlie Weis-level hampants.
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