Hurted

When something hurt you so much you gotta say “damn bro that hurted me tho”

Damnnnn that hurted me
Wtf is hurted
Oh it’s a word Maddie made up

by K1ttyp1 December 6, 2020

Hurt Buddy

Literally the most beautiful person you will EVER meet. She is an AMAZING friend, and you can trust her to keep all of your secrets. She loves her family and treats her friends like nobody else does. She loves her friends to pieces and would literally do ANYTHING for them. She gets ALL the guys. But don't mess with A Hurt Buddy or you will be sorry because she is literally the most amazing person you will ever meet.❤️

Omg is that one of the hurt buddy's? She's so gorgeous I wanna be here so bad.

by Secrettt hehehe January 27, 2018

Pussy Hurt Disorder

when you have chronic pussy hurt. aka phd and pussy hurt syndrome

slow down, I got phd today.
phd?
pussy hurt disorder!

by idksomegirl May 21, 2025

murt hurt

very hungover

"Dude, last night was wild."

"Oh yeah, youre hurtin' like murtin'?"

"Yeah, I'm murt hurt."

by everybody laughs August 7, 2011

hurted

hurt but ed

uh tobio said her tummy hurted

by pluto_xar September 11, 2020

Hurt-Tickle

When something hurts so bad it starts to tickle, as opposed to Ticklehurt, where it tickles and hurts at the same time

That scrape really Hurt-tickles.

by books234 August 22, 2025

Balls hurt

Balls hurt is a stament used when example your balls hurt, It first originated a couple people started to post a image of a non moving picture of yourself. After saying " Balls hurt"

also nigh's balls hurt

" Balls hurt" after the crowd laughed

by Michael china September 21, 2022