Wobbly horse

One of the most powerful gods in tabs named by a YouTuber called captain sauce, also it wobbles a lot and it's legs moves like Noddles. It has two variants. The jouster and cavalry. It also has a church/cult/following around it.

James: I worship God
Jimmy: disgusting. I worship the wobbly horse
James: I pray at church
Jimmy: I pray at the church of the wobbly horse
James: l'm interested. How do I enter
Jimmy: just subscribe to captain sauce

by Sub to blastemaston February 6, 2021

Horse Buckle

When a girl undo your belt to get some dick, her hair gets caught in the buckle.

Oo ya baby. ow my hair. What's wrong. My hair is caught in your buckle. Ha you have a horse buckle.

by Platypussy101123789098 March 3, 2014

War Horse

Someone who is brave, tough, has great senses (eyesight, hearing, smell, touch, and taste), and has quick reflexes all combined into one well built, athletic body. Warhorses can also be stronger than the average person, and they can also be very sexy. Warhorses are usually lone wolves, they don't talk to people much, but when they do, they can give you a load of useful information.

Man, that guy is such a war horse! He got hit by a car and he's still walking!

Look at that amazing girl! her reflexes are so fast that she can dodge almost anything! She must be a war horse!

by TheWarHorse100 March 7, 2019

milking a horse

stallion: masturbating (jacking off) a horse until the stallion goes into climax and ejaculates
mare: grabbing the mare's udder, squeezing it until the udder shoots out the milk

in jackass number two, they were milking a horse (stallion) in a stunt called "how to milk a horse"

by curtis450 December 22, 2017

Gun Horse

A scary man, who is a criminal. otherwise known as a DWIGHT. “ gun horse “ otherwise known as dwight, has a high power and has everything at his fingertips, Hes a smart business man , and has a close connection with drugs, He gets caught having sex with the stray cats in liberia.STAY AWAY; HIDE YOUR CHILDREN, DONT SPEAK OR BREATHE TOWARDS GUN HORSE

you’re actually insane! Put my grandma down, you psycho, you’re just like Gun Horse!

by JohnKindyAmmos January 1, 2022

Sewer Horse

A horse that lives in the sewer and watches you masturbate.

Sewer Horse is watching *you*!

by 31415bob June 14, 2008

Horse face

When a person has a long narrow face with bugly eyes and big teeth.

This person is also known to be a slut and have low self-esteem. Will hang on to any person who shows the smallest bit of attention. Loves the attention whether good or bad.

Harold: whoa, that chick has a horse face!

Ken: Yep, that's Yana shes a total slut

Harold: she straight-up belongs on a farm

Ken: Yep, with her dick breath and jackd clothes - bitch dresses like shes still livin with mom&dad.

by circleback4u March 30, 2010