Howling at the moon

If you are a human doing this it is just SCARY! Leave it to the cute non-FUCKED up little shit over here.

Me: "why are you, um, howling at the moon."

CRAZY DUDE: "I AM ONE WITH NATURE!!"

Me: "totally snapping this to my friends."

by Wolf Master 5000 December 10, 2016

Hosing

The action of posing like a Ho

Person: "Should I stick out my butt and my tongue for this picture?"
Friend: "That would be Hosing"

by Mikinyuu December 22, 2016

holding the bowling ball

When (usually) two females are having sexual inter course and one female inserts her middle and ring finger into the vaginal opening , and her thumb in the anus.

In bed, her favorite sex move is holding the bowling ball.

by Aaayyyee-it's-me March 3, 2017

Hoeing txts

When you do not reply to a text message or are purposely not replying to a person's message

"Bro I swear she is always hoeing txts from me."

by Ljandjd April 23, 2017

hoeing me down

To screw someone over

I asked Marty to work for me and he did not answer. Marty is hoeing me down

by Astrosalltheway October 5, 2017

Hosing out the outhouse

The act of peeing in a butt.

Summer lost the bet to Jackie, so he is going to be hosing out the outhouse

by JackieBuckner79 December 7, 2017

Holzinger

1. Excessive anal seepage 2. The act commonly known as sharting oneself without knowledge of the act 3. Peasant class citizens originating from Massachusetts.

1. The meds I am on gave me a nasty holzinger. 2. Everyone around the king could smell his Holzinger. 3. Those Holzinger’s should learn to take a bath.

by Le Muavais Garçon December 20, 2017