Holzinger

1. Excessive anal seepage 2. The act commonly known as sharting oneself without knowledge of the act 3. Peasant class citizens originating from Massachusetts.

1. The meds I am on gave me a nasty holzinger. 2. Everyone around the king could smell his Holzinger. 3. Those Holzinger’s should learn to take a bath.

by Le Muavais Garçon December 20, 2017

Hilfingered

Describing the act of being fucked over in a computer science course. Originated from UC Berkeley's professor's name.

A: Man, this project is taking so long to do
B: We're being Hilfingered

A: Want to hang out tonight with the crew?
B: Nah, man I'm getting Hilfingered tomorrow for my 61B exam

by Ddyradish September 2, 2020

holzner dip

It is a sexual position where the female is on the bed and the males penis is in her mouth and each of his balls are in one of her nostrils.

Those fools from claremont like to do the holzner dip; there so dirty.

by Jock da Roc February 10, 2009

Helsinger

bad ass mother fucker, usually associated with beards. when one is spotted in a bar or other public area, proceed with caution. Helsingers are often very territorial and can strike without warning.

"Is that a helsinger?"

"yes! lets get the fuck out of here!!"

by joeburgmanthethird January 11, 2010

hoefinger

the act of smelling like a vagina.

after playing an arousing game of baskegtball, i smelled like hoefinger

by blow me33447 December 7, 2005

hollinger

To manipulate statistics using dubious formulae so as to show one player or person as better than others.

This is taken from the Hollinger player rankings where various formulae are used that defy common belief.

Chris' stats were hollingered to show that he was better than John.

by mangoman January 21, 2007

hoinger

A euphemism for the male genetalia.

"His hoinger remained flaccid and unused due to the lack of attractive females"

by Mike Smith February 28, 2004