when Americans took a steaming pile of poop on Canadians 100 years ago they used a TP called Canada's history. could be used to wipe a Cleavland steamer.
by 100 percent Canadian February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. An American sexual act, performed by only the most elite members of the National Hockey League, and it's Stanley Cup champions. It involves straddling the Stanley Cup, placing your balls in the cup itself, which is full of Canadian maple syrup. Proceed to lube your sack and shaft with pure Canadian maple syrup. You then bring your partner above you, and shove the entirety of your genitalia into your partner's preferred orifice. The one receiving places his/her hands palms out, thumbs touching their temples, simulating moose antlers, and cries out. This is repeated until the desired outcome is reached.
Crosby and Malkin celebrated their victory last year by researching Canada's History. It took a team of 24 latin-american immigrants, 4 days, and $3,050 worth of cleaning supplies to get the smell out of that hotel room.
by the SMOOF February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A perverse act of beastiality involving consuming the ejaculate of a moose from the Stanley Cup after you have brought the creature to climax my anally penetrating it with a hockey stick.
by Carl FTWinslow February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by parrotheadkm February 7, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. An act that is so vulgar, it cannot be explained. It involves a pair of moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
by BennyMatthew February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Taking of a banana and a monkey and simultaneously sticking them up every orifice of ones body in under 2 minutes.
by Matty R GA February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Things were going okay, but when she told me she wanted to try Canada's History I figured she was too wild for me.
by BoroJojo February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.