enyaba the hag

Old bitch from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. DIO's helpful companion who was killed by some weird worms. Also she has a stand that is smoke entering your body and controlling you?

Joseph: oh no it's enyaba the hag!
Jotaro: she's dead.

by JoJo reference July 13, 2023

The OG Hag

A middle-aged woman rocking a fat grey hairline and cheap neon colored eyeshadow, who wears foulards all year long and loves Hard Rock t-shirts.

„Hey G could you help me with a case?“
„No way I am too busy knitting socks for my cats!“
„Your such an The OG HAG, G!!!!“

by QueenOfTheFagHags November 4, 2020

HAGS

Short for "have a great summer". The ultimate phrase used in yearbook signatures when you’re desperately trying to avoid revealing that you actually have no clue who the person is. A surefire way to say, "We shared oxygen in the same room a few times, so let's just pretend we were BFFs." Because who needs a heartfelt message when you can just blanket statement everyone’s summer greatness?

"When in doubt and out of meaningful things to say, just go with a classic 'HAGS'. It’s the yearbook equivalent of 'I’m too lazy to write anything real'."

by torispseudonym June 12, 2024

Brody hagging

A very big fella who peaked in middle school football

James real deal is brody hagging at sports

by Deanismeab November 20, 2023

Hag Bop

An upbeat song sung by a woman over the age of 40 in a Eurovision national final that typically does not do well.

"What's your favourite hag bop of all time?"
"Oh definitely Party Voice by Jessica Andersson from Melodifestivalen 2018. Such a banger"

by AzzyRazzmatazzy December 15, 2023

Hag

When a women falls in love with a gay guy

You Max? He’s gay you hag.

by AidenTherian August 13, 2022

old hag syndrome

1

one who is old enough to be accepted on a neighbourhood facebook group

2

one who is over the age of 30

i heard that ur mum is old enough to have old hag syndrome

by kaiandersonsshower April 17, 2021