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by Bozza touch February 24, 2025
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The gym was buzzing with the usual chaos of kids running around, but then Kenza's eyes widened as she spotted something unusual. A giant rat, the size of a small dog, was perched precariously on the roof of the gym. It looked like it had been feasting on some serious gym snacks.
The janitor, Mr. Thompson, was a no-nonsense kind of guy. He saw the rat and, without missing a beat, grabbed his broom. With the precision of an Olympic javelin thrower, he hurled the broom at the rat. The broom hit its mark, and the rat tumbled down, landing with a thud on the gym floor. The kids erupted in a mix of cheers and screams.
But that wasn't the end of it. A few days later, during a particularly boring assembly, Kenza noticed the rat again. This time, it was lurking near the bleachers, right next to where all the 6th graders were sitting. Everyone was oblivious, except for one brave 7th grader who let out a blood-curdling scream, "RAT!" The entire gym went into a frenzy, with kids scrambling to get away from the bleachers.
The gym was buzzing with the usual chaos of kids running around, but then Kenza's eyes widened as she spotted something unusual. A giant rat, the size of a small dog, was perched precariously on the roof of the gym. It looked like it had been feasting on some serious gym snacks.
The janitor, Mr. Thompson, was a no-nonsense kind of guy. He saw the rat and, without missing a beat, grabbed his broom. With the precision of an Olympic javelin thrower, he hurled the broom at the rat. The broom hit its mark, and the rat tumbled down, landing with a thud on the gym floor. The kids erupted in a mix of cheers and screams.
But that wasn't the end of it. A few days later, during a particularly boring assembly, Kenza noticed the rat again. This time, it was lurking near the bleachers, right next to where all the 6th graders were sitting. Everyone was oblivious, except for one brave 7th grader who let out a blood-curdling scream, "RAT!" The entire gym went into a frenzy, with kids scrambling to get away from the bleachers.
Dance kid: ugh PE is so bad what do u even do?
PE kid: I watch janitors throw brooms at giant gym rats.
PE kid: I watch janitors throw brooms at giant gym rats.
by anonymous February 26, 2025
Get the giant gym rat mug.Gym Budgie (noun):
A gym-goer who spends more time admiring their own reflection than actually working out. Just like a budgerigar parrot obsessing over its own image in a mirror, the Gym Budgie flexes, adjusts their tank top, and checks every possible angle—because gains don’t count unless they’re seen. Often spotted near the dumbbell rack, striking poses between sets of mirror curls.
A gym-goer who spends more time admiring their own reflection than actually working out. Just like a budgerigar parrot obsessing over its own image in a mirror, the Gym Budgie flexes, adjusts their tank top, and checks every possible angle—because gains don’t count unless they’re seen. Often spotted near the dumbbell rack, striking poses between sets of mirror curls.
“Bro, did you even lift, or are you just here for a staring contest with yourself?”
“Nah, he’s a total Gym Budgie.”
“Nah, he’s a total Gym Budgie.”
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