Cianan Griffin

Cianans Griffin is and absolute bellend that sucks his own cock for enjoyment. Can’t stay up past his bed time or gets sucked off by his carpet. Cianan griffin shaggs ever gal that walks in and won’t stop until there knees are nobbly. Cianans is a cross breed between a Down syndrome and Lewis kid. He enjoys putting his knob inside Ruud gullets flaps.

cianan griffin: *scores with ruud gullet*
Ruud gullet: *instantly prepares for an anal massacre*

by George_vr_08 April 23, 2019

Genetically Gifted Urbanite

A nigga guy that’s athletic

He’s a genetically gifted urbanite.

by Dolphins Dick 123 September 6, 2019

Jake Griffin

A literal god. Not only did he create existence but he stopped the dark forces of Chaos from corrupting humanity and sending in into damnation. He is also the hottest being alive and only takes the form of divine creation, it is destined that upon sight he can make you so horny you go “sicko mode”

‘Jake forgive me for what I must do’
‘Praise Jake and his everlasting kingdom’
‘He’s so hot he could be Jake’
Jake Griffin- God of all Creation

by Jakelover69 September 15, 2019

Tyler Griffin

A dumbass who can’t deal with reality and thinks that she’s smarter than everybody else

Paul is a big asshole, some may call him a Tyler Griffin

by The Very Disappointed Mother November 25, 2019

Amazon gift

Something you order from Amazon.com and have no recollection of ordering.

Amazon gifts run me $200 a month! Who charges for gifts!

by Zenamaste April 18, 2020

The Gift of the Magi

A touching and moving short story by O. Henry that has stood the test of time as a poetic example of sacrificial love.

P: Have you read that book called The Gift of the Magi?
A: Yeah, that is one of the purest demonstrations of true love.

by anongirl456 September 19, 2020

loochmas gifts

Gifts you get for loochmas. They normally get lost though.

where are my loochmas gifts? I can't find my loochmas gifts.

by DaRealLooch January 14, 2021