Gay Greg

Somebody who lifts weights, wears oxygen reduction exercise masks, has more “We The People” shirts then most people have socks, has a ball cap with either MAGA or Trump’s smirk face on it, and carries around an aluminum, gallon-sized Thermos water bottle that clangs like a flagpole on a windy day because he has it carabiner-clipped to his 80 lb MOLLE system backpack.

This guy also designs memes all day long to really bust on his friends but gets really mad when they do it back. He also gets multiple suspensions from Facebook from his crude and insightful language and harsh stereotypes expressed.

Still, he is good buddy, but likes to get everyone else in on a joke against you just to keep you humble. He is still an asshole though.
Gay Greg took that picture of me and my wife and superimposed Biden’s face over hers. He captioned that we were best buds and if you looked closely our hands were on each other’s butts. Gay Greg is an asshole. He still
makes me laugh, though. He doesn’t know I wiped my ass on his water jug. I laugh every time I hear him clanging down the hall because I know he is taking sips of my poo!
by No Tango and no Cash September 17, 2023
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Greg-Secker’d

When one clicks on a YouTube video, and is greeted by an advert from infamous trading legend, Greg Secker
I clicked on a YouTube video this morning, and out of nowhere I was suddenly Greg-Secker’d
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Greg on a tank

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This is Greg. He's on a tank
I love Greg on a tank
by Crackerwacker74 February 07, 2023
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Greg Price

The name for someone who genuinely believes that sites like Urban Dictionary - sites which can be added to by literally anyone, and which would only be taken as factual by people who believe The Onion is factual - are unbiased and truthful.
Person 1: I'm absolutely not surprised he Greg Price'd that one.

Person 2: Right? Only clowns cite joke/satire sites as evidence!
by 2Pot Screama November 02, 2024
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Greg Moen

someone who is grey headed and fragile
by Redneck hippie September 27, 2018
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On Greg

On Greg is a substitute for “On God” basically means your serious when you say this
Yo I just got this girls number, On Greg
by Tankizon November 23, 2021
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greg.4life

An amazing editor and Danny Gonzalez’s #1 fan (REAL)
Person 1: “oh look it’s greg.4life”
Person 2: “did you know she’s Danny Gonzalez’s #1 fan?”
by Danny Gonzalez’s #2 fan August 28, 2022
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