grannys ankle

the last few tokes of a spliff that nobody wants

“yo g you want the last bit of this” “nah bro just throw it out, nobody wants the grannys ankle”

by Slacky4k January 16, 2022

ur granny

a tranny.

ur granny a tranny

by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024

granny jockey

One who is inclined to engage in bareback sexual acts with elderly women in order to satisfy a personal fixation and their lack of ability to become pregnant.

Gary was banned from his grandfathers nursing home because he is a notorious granny jockey.

by C. E. Short April 20, 2016

Granny Fanny in my Nanny

When you gran tickles your nans testicles and she enjoys it.

Hey did you here, I granny fanny in my nanny

by Bigcockbradders January 15, 2020

Granny Fight

A fight between two elderly women. Usually over small and stupid stuff.

I saw a granny fight in the theater.

by Michael Swindon November 25, 2018

Granny Dancing Syndrome

When a female is in a club and they dance sexually but it does not suit them as a person. This results in other surrounding people feeling uncomfortable.
For example "God , i hate when she tries to grab me in the club, it fees like my grandmas trying to grind on me."

"i thought they were best friends , why is she trying to get away from her?" "oh, that's just granny dancing syndrome"

by rubella.com December 28, 2023

grabby granny

An older female, usually recently divorced or widowed, who has re-ignited a social life. Grabby grannys tend to think that once they have found their social life again they instantly revert back to the body of their teenage years, and thus dress like they're teenagers. They are overly touchy-feely toward men usually half their age. An ugly cougar.

"Coopers mum is such a grabby granny"

"That bar is full of grabby grannys"

"Im not even drunk and id root that grabby granny"

by milphunter March 9, 2015